i love this fucking picture
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@aliencommando
i love this fucking picture
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency
why did nobody tell me that Interspecies Reviewers is unironically pretty good and funny? (the manga, idk about the anime)
binged the whole manga in 2 days. it continued to be good all the way up to the most recent chapter. everyone with a high tolerance/enjoyment for hentai should read this.
why did nobody tell me that Interspecies Reviewers is unironically pretty good and funny? (the manga, idk about the anime)
let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.
and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens
Hey kids, have you heard of the hot new spring trend everyone is doing? It's called "listening to the birds sing and feeling joy swelling within your heart." Give it a try!
NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
gotta include the bonus panel
Reading "The Spear Cuts Through Water" for my book club and can't figure out if I like the book or not. My friend who let me borrow her copy declared "It's dogshit!" but honestly it's not even my least-favorite book club book (that's "The Amber Owl" or maybe "The Grace Year", I deeply dislike YA)
Things I like: intriguing worldbuilding, characters all have personality, cute gay romance, the actual plot is compelling.
Things I dislike: confusing bullshit nested framing devices and constantly-shifting POV, general pretentiousness, sometimes the level of brutality feels gratuitous, just too damn long in general, I don't have a good excuse for liking this more than The Amber Owl when they're actually fairly similar in terms of vibes imo.
does anyone want to do thisbwith me
had to draw them
This is a lot to unpack
This paints such a beautiful picture
"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"
Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!