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[alisamth]

I still find it fantastic that the man who canonically wore “furry pants” and his “best tunic” (ep 27) was rated Tumblr’s Sexy Man of 2023

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Could be because I’m autistic but…

(We moved twice, so at one point I didn’t have any furniture, but then my parents got me some new stuff and I suddenly had furniture and it was fantastic)

But if I was a teen again, and I came home from summer camp, or from a week at my grandparents house, or anything, if I came home to find my parents had completely redecorated my room… like if I had a room from before and they changed it without telling me or letting me in on deciding how things were gonna be,

I would throw the biggest tantrum they’ve ever seen.

If my decorations and my furniture was just replaced. If all my things were gone through and just put places they thought would be good,

I don’t think I would forgive them.

… the big trend on TikTok, where parents surprise their child with a new room, makes me severely nauseous every time I see it.

I hope they know their kid well enough to make a room they would like

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Could be because like all my friends are neurodivergent… but

My friend allowed me to leave my stuff in her house for the summer.

(It’s a shared house and I would be moving from one shared apartment to another but I didn’t have any storage over summer and I could keep it there)

Her roomie, one of my besties too, was there to open the door so I could bring the last things in.

(I moved my stuff from their living room to my friend’s room and the new stuff in there too,)

and sat down on the couch with my friend who had helped me carry stuff.

Then sat for a bit, and I was tired and kinda wanted to leave but I didn’t want my bestie to think I had just come for that. My friend kinda wanted to leave cause we had stuff to do.

And thank fuck, my bestie said “so could you leave now?”

Rude? For allistic people. Amazing for us. She set a clear boundary and we were all on the same page and ugh it was fantastic

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Acts of Service is so amazing

And it’s got nothing to do with money, nor romantic relationships

(Things I’ve seen/done in the past week)

Just watched this lady drive the car. As she got out of the car and filled fuel, the guy got out as well and washed the windshield

Guy on the train lifted his lady from her wheelchair to a seat so she could sit more comfortably. He put her legs in his lap and started massage her calves

I cleaned my depressed friend’s table “so we could eat pizza,” they haven’t been able to clean it for weeks

A man who walked around with crutches was standing by his cart at the grocery store, he looked back and forth from the cart to his car probably wondering how to get the four bags in. A biker who was about to leave pulled of their gloves and walked over, in full gear, and carried them for him

Drove my friend to his girlfriend’s place so he didn’t have to take the train

A woman with a dog at the train station asked the stranger besides her to just hold the lead for her dog so she could buy something quick to eat and the kiosk didn’t allow dogs

A little girl made a flower crown for her friend

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Ugh I want a Loki/Mobius fic

Like a sappy, horrible little coffee shop au, or perhaps a forest witch!Loki and knight!Mobius

I am getting tired of reading fics where they either get together during the lovers quarrel/interrogation after Loki came back, or some sort of sad Loki needs comforting Mobius during the show.

ANYTHING but canon divergence… while they’re lovely, I need an AU, a good AU, please. Please.

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When it comes to the Hannibal fandom and Murder Husbands fanfiction in general,

I just really prefer fics where Will is confident and competent and Hannibal is just whipped.

Wether Will’s a murdered as well, or just BAMF, or simply just a happy little house husband, nothing beats it.

Please send recs

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Currently watching both Hannibal and Criminal Minds…

Their profiles are gendered, very very gendered,

My first thought is… has there been a transgender serial killer? My second is that their profile would then be completely different. It would have the different traumas manifest in the other gender’s ‘mind’, so how would the police catch them?

Has there been a transgender serial killer? And if so, what profile was made of them?

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CALLING HANNIBAL FANDOM

So I’m watching Big Hero 6

“Hello. I am Doctor Hannibal Lecter, your Personal Healthcare Companion.”

“Really Alana? A robot doctor?”

‘He’s not a Robot! He’s… eh, what was it again?’

“In American terms, I am a household spirit blessed by Saulé. Often known as a Žaltys.”

“You got me a ghost doctor.”

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IDEA FOR A SPIDERPOOL FIC!!

Deadpool and Spiderman has been dating for a bit, and everything is fantastic. Then, however, Wade meets Peter, and they become friendly. And Wade starts falling for him…

So, one of the their roof-top dates/hangouts/stakeouts, Deadpool asks Spiderman if he’s polyamorous. Spiderman kinda freaks out because fuck is his boyfriend in love with someone else? Anyway, he tries to be calm about it because you never know what Deadpool is actually talking about.

“Well, spidey, I’ve met this really cute guy and he’s really nice and you’re both nerds and… and if you’re not poly that’s completely fine, but I’m not gonna lie to you and say that /I/‘m monogamous. I won’t ever cheat on you, if-if that’s a fear, but I just-“

“Well, who is it?”

A long sigh, “Peter Parker… he used to take photos of you to the news paper? Don’t worry though, he thinks you’re awesome, he doesn’t believe you were ever evil or anyth- why are you laughing?”

And boom, identity reveal

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I need a Spider-Man/Deadpool fic (Andrew Garfield, aged up, of course) where they’re getting together and all that mushy stuff, gimmie a good 5 chapters of banter and becoming close friends before they actually start dating.

Then, I need Deadpool to want to get along with the SuperFamily. And IronDad is stern and a bit of an asshole. Steve on his high horse pretending everything is terrible, but then, then, Wade somehow befriend Bucky. And through Bucky and military humour, Steve, Bucky, and Wade becomes close friends. And IronDad warms up to anyone who makes Steve “language” Rogers laugh at a lewd joke.

Clint’s gotta be in the vents as well. (Perhaps Pool brings burritos for them to share as they spy on the rest)

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It’s so strange to know someone’s morning so platonically intimately-

Nora is hungry first thing after waking up. She likes tea in the morning, and you can’t wear socks on her bed. She prefers whole grain breads and really likes cottage cheese and honey.

Michelle loves pancakes, it was their safe-food when they were really depressed and it calms them down. They really hate to have butter and sugar on them though. They don’t enjoy cooking so much, as they do it for work.

Verona doesn’t like to eat in the morning. It was a time of uncertainty when she grew up, she’s not hungry until closer to 2 pm. She also doesn’t like breakfast foods, but really enjoys pies and makes ‘breakfast’ pies to make up for it. There’s always leftover pie in her fridge, one breakfast pie and one dessert pie.

- especially when they’re no longer in your life. When you can’t find out if that’s still them anymore

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To read for the first time

And experience the story through new eyes

To spend hours opening and closing the book

In pleasure, pain, fear, and love

To never wish for this story to end

But needing to know what happens further

To love this journey

And to put down the book so it won’t end

To adore the story

And to bathe in the pleasures of the words

To love a book

To read for the first time

How painful it is for every story to end

But how generous to be allowed into the universe

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Like lovers and sad people

I am a poet

Everything I write will therefore be poetic

And in a world full of typers

I am a writer

And thought I am not drunk

Nor high

Not standing tall with a new rope necklace

I am just writing

I am just a poet

And I will be for a while

- Alisamth