What The Hap Is Fuckening

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[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[elodieunderglass]

Snorfle snarfle hnarf munch munch

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

Too chickenshit to do the munch noises myself but

[areallyhappycaterpillar]

GAHHHHH MY FUCKING HOME WHYYYYYTYY

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

[flipocrite]

[tanookitalez]

grog want wife

[zitongzi]

I really dislike the fact that so many people just dont consider chinese contributions to ww2 and treat ww2 as just fighting nazis. Even when they do acknowledge japans involvement its still on a way that completely cuts out who the majority of fighting with japan was done.

[tgirl-makima]

yep, not only did china suffer the most civilian casualties out of any country in ww2 (total amount of casualties only overshadowed by the ussr), it was also china that stopped the advance of japanese imperialism. japan only went up against the usa in the pacific because they were running out of resources fighting china to begin with. so many people in china who were around during the 40s have horror stories about being brutalized by japanese troops as children. the world owes the people of china their gratitude for stopping fascism

[stil-lindigo]

the vulture.

a comic about cycles.

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[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[mollymerula]

i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

[transpondster]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[valemrsn]

making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

[kitt-the-werefox]

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

[sciencebees]

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[byjove]

so many parents of autistic children who are “advocates” are so hostile to autistic adults while complaining about how violent and upsetting and hard to manage their children are. like. I’m not sure autism is what is ‘tearing your family apart’, it might be your abuse and ableism.

[byjove]

I am so tired of neurotypical parents of autistic children being centered in discussions about it. I do not care how hard it is that your child does not like to be hugged or whatever. imagine being that child and having people continuously cross your boundaries and demonize you for your sensory needs. fuck you. genuinely.

[trash-panda-xoxo]

may the fourth be with you or whatever they say

[molqr]

lets be carried by mama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[snailtongue]

[ID: A young lion cub sits with their mother's tail tip held in their mouth like a toy.]

[jasperwocky]

chewing on mama

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]