Alive At Night

23. Taurus. Going through some shit. Pokemon. Puppies. Just back in California from Tokyo.

[thismighthurt]

[dynastylnoire]

squad

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[witchy-tips]

Sleepy Time Tea

I decided to share with you guys my super easy Tea Recipe for when I need a little help falling asleep, Or when I just want to sit, and Relax after a long day. To make it, You will need a pinch of the following herbs.

Jasmine Flowers

Peppermint

Lavender Buds

Chamomile Flowers

Hibiscus Flowers 

Mix all of your herbs together. I like to give them a light mash in my Mortar and Pestle to release the essential oils, and get the lovely fragrance of the lavender.

Now add your tea mixture into a tea catcher, Or empty tea bag and you’re good to go. Just add some hot water and let it steep for a few minutes.

What you’re left with is a beautify ruby colored fragrant sleepy time tea.

Enjoy!

[danscratch]

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresbyterian]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[tanviberwah]

women: happy international women’s day!

men:

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[catgirlnips]

[garden-of-everything]

[queernigga]

STOP.

[buzzfeedlgbt]

(x)

[adaptedtoxo]

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[simonalkenmayer]

Spectacular

[thebibliosphere]

Human and Possessed Doll bff pretending to be a marionette show and making bank off the tourist industry.

[queer-all-year]

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[porterr-robinson]

[gigi-tastic]

THE CAT SASSED HER BACK. NO I’M NOT MOMMMMM

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it