All Carb Diet

My never ending quest to eat all the pizza in the world

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[papayajuan2019]

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[ruffboi-mags]

I think I will remember the week of Nov 3rd, 2020 for the rest of my goddamn life.

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[oomshi]

Did u grow up without a positive male influence

didnt everyone

[officialinternet]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if you’re not vaccinated i will NOT look at your pussy

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

[snowylynxx]

[pasifik]

WAIT A MINUTE

[melonisopod]

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.

[paulsebert]

[guerrillatech]

[sasquapossum]

The two most common insulin products are Novo Nordisk’s Novolin and Eli Lilly’s Humulin. The main COVID vaccine providers are Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson and Johnson, and AstraZeneca. So, same people? Nope. I’m not saying these companies have never done anything wrong, but use factual examples.

[politijohn]

2016- Pfizer was fined $106M for a 2600% price hike on its epilepsy drug.

2019- J&J increased most of its drug prices by ~7% (Inflation was ~1.8%).

2020- Astrazeneca hiked prices on its popular drugs by up to 6% (Inflation was ~1%). The company then made a second round of increases after it secured a $1.2B from the U.S. for vaccine development. Astrazeneca made over $3.6B in profit in the first half of 2020.

2021-Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J are prepared to raise the COVID-19 vaccine price after the pandemic is contained in the US. They’ve only resisted hiking the price now to save face while they are being used in the US. Meanwhile, Pfizer hasn’t given access to its vaccine to over 85% of the world.

The entire pharmaceutical industry is abysmal. Every company has a similar agenda: maximize profit even at the expense of human life

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[gnarly]

when your legs dont work like they used to before

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[jolonchavis]

congrats to tom for finally seeing his first woman through the film chaos walking

[internetwes]

she looks like a Sprouse twin in that wig im sorry

[maaarine]

“15 Men React To The Idea Of Taking Their Wife’s Last Name After Marriage”

[virginiaisforhaters]

Men believe the family is their domain but when it comes to watching the children or doing chores suddenly it’s not their responsibility

[astro-didacted-deactivated20200]

Men believe the family is their property.

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

Male lineage is a scam

[antipornfeminist-deactivated202]

I clicked on the link because I expected the other answers to be less bad but they aren’t 🙄

[itistimetodisappear]

Asdfgdgjfflhkjl if we were to look at this ‘biologically’, men would be the ones taking the women’s surname hands down. See, children get all of there mtDNA (mitochondrial dna) from their mother and none from their father - where as their normal DNA is a 50:50 mix of both their mother’s and father’s. This means that mtDNA remains unchanged as its passed down from mum to daughter. This goes on for generations, in fact, geneologists can trace back lineages for millions of years using mtDNA.

However, the father’s dna is diluted with every generation, and soon becomes unrecognizable. The mother’s biologically legacy lasts the longest and that’s the tea

[acquiredalias]

Reblogging for the last comment. My sister works in genealogy, identifying any female living relatives of missing soldiers. The men dont matter. Why? Because the female family member’s DNA can be traced back GENERATIONS with no decay. When bodies (generally from vietnam or Korean wars) are recovered, they then can finding living female biological relatives, no matter how distantly related, to positively identify the remains.

[luidilovins]

Post reminded me.of this tweet