oof

[netherbricknick]

Tubbo randomly ratioing celebrities on Twitter will never not be funny

[flewtothewinds]

hey, potentially dumb question: what’s ratioing?

[all-classic]

if i'm not mistaken it means when someone retweets smth and their retweet gets more likes than the original tweet (jacob's tweet getting 5.9k likes and tubbo's getting 15.2k)

[serawanu]

the zukka tag is fun until the fanart starts whitewashing sokka

[bijkas]

wanted to draw out some of amnesty’s npcs as I imagine them. so here’s Hollis, Dani, Indrid, Jake, & Doctor Harris Bonkers (PhD)

[cystali]

Hollis would take one(1) look at Jake Coolice doing a cool snowboard trick and be extremely attracted to him. And to their eternal chagrin, they are still attracted to him when two minutes later they see Jake Coolice pick up an angry squirrel and yell, “Look at what I found!!”

[hearthatbabe]

so I am like super, horrifically behind on taz amnesty (read: ive watched like half of one episode) so I'm not really sure who jake coolice is but I think I know three things about him

1. his name is jake coolice

2. he does not have a drivers licence

3. he's perfect

[pipis-pods]

Jake Coolice I would die a thousand deaths for you

[cityisatwar-archive]

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet // Fall Out Boy

[ignitionremix-blog]

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

[scientistkink]

sorta amnesty spoilers

so we agree that Sternclay and Jake/Keith/Hollis are all canon right? cool.

[seers-spectacles]

its a real “i want to see keith” kinda night,,, i miss him so much,, cries

[that-mothman-gay-blog]

give me keith and jake interactions or give me DEATH

[penbattles]

Aubrey working with the hornets is a very Good and also Sexy concept and you can quote me on that

[im-a-cat-with-a-bat]

In Drive, from The Lightning Thief musical, they start to argue. Grover is yelled at for spending too much money on snacks, he defends himself saying,” When I’m hungry I get grumpy... because my blood sugar gets low... ____ DIABETES!” Does anyone know what he says in the blank? Because Grover could be a diabetic?! This would be amazing for all of us diabetic kids looking for role models.

[skygemspeaks]

hey you ever think about what if taako had stumbled upon lup’s body before it had decayed completely, and saw his own face on a stranger’s corpse?

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

No no, please go on. Don’t stop there.

[skygemspeaks]

anyways what if lup had been locked into the vault with cyrus? it would have probably been airtight, so the lack of oxygen could have resulted in her corpse becoming mummified.

and years and years down the line, the tres horny boys stumble into the vault, and while everyone else’s attention is on cyrus, taako’s eyes are drawn to a body propped up against the back wall of the vault, an umbrella clutched in both hands. something draws him to it, and when he looks into that painfully familiar face, his head fills with static.

there’s a painful weight pressing down on his chest, and no matter how much he tries to make his mind process the sight before him, the thoughts slip away like sand through his fingers.

there’s something devastating about her - the way she’s slumped against the wall, the way her body curls into itself, the sadness in her gaze

and he would probably stand there staring at her for an eternity, except just then, gundren grabs the phoenix fire gauntlet, and shit hits the fan.

magnus and merle drag taako away, and he goes reluctantly. but he doesn’t stop thinking about her.

it isn’t until later, after they’ve been inoculated and officially been welcomed into the bureau of balance, that taako has a chance to tell his friends about her.

he shares his suspicions with them - there’s something the Director isn’t telling them. the static that had filled his head when he had looked at that corpse, that elf girl, in the vault - it was just like the static they had heard whenever Killian spoke to them about the BoB.

But even though the memories of the battles fought over the relics have returned to him after he was innoculated, the static is still there in his mind whenever he thinks about the girl.

“I - I know it sounds crazy,” he says, “but…i think….could there be another voidfish?”

magnus and merle are both rather skeptical. they don’t want to think the organization they’ve just sworn their loyalty to is deceiving them. but it’s no questions where their loyalties lie - they’ve known taako longer than they’ve known this Director woman, and if he says there’s something fishy going on, they’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

they’ll help him solve the mystery of the dead girl that shares his face.

there’s still time before their next mission, so they tell the Director they have other business to attend to, assure her that they’ll be back before long, and make the long journey back to the vault.

magnus and merle hadn’t noticed her, the first time they’d been in the vault, but when they lay eyes on her this time, they both feel a chill crawl up their spine. they’re not affected in the same way taako is, but there’s a feeling of wrongness, as they stare down at her vulnerable form.

“she deserves a proper burial,” merle says in a voice between a whisper. he says it like a question, and taako is quiet for so long that he starts to think that maybe he won’t get an answer.

but finally, he agrees. they carry her body out of that awful, dark cave. they take her somewhere beautiful, a meadow full of bright and cheery flowers. they make her a little tombstone, and lay her gently to rest.

taako goes to bur her umbrella with her, but finds he can’t bring himself to let go of it. he stands there staring down at her for a long time, before finally backing off. the umbrella is still clutched in his hands, and his friends thankfully don’t say anything.

he doesn’t know why he feels such grief for someone he never knew, even discounting the strange mystery of their shared appearance. but he vows to himself he’s going to get to the bottom of what happened.

the three of them return to the moon base shortly after, and Madame Director meets them upon their return.

taako sees her eyes dart immediately towards the umbrella in his hand, sees the way they widen a fraction. a tremble of her lips betrays her in the second before she arranges her face into a welcoming smile, and in that moment, he just knows his suspicions about her are right.

[kianamaiart]

i won’t say i’m in love 💜

[whitepeopletwitter]

[angelhummel]

Remember when Kurt planned an entire wedding for his father and soon to be stepmother and didn’t even get a solo line in a group number much less his own song for them?

Remember when Kurt apparently rented out a restaurant and organized a whole Valentine’s Day party for all his friends and got the Warblers to perform but didn’t get a solo?

Remember when Kurt started a band and held auditions/had to convince the other members to join but didn’t even get a solo line in their first song together? 

Remember when Kurt worked as a singing waiter at a musical diner and the most he got was a solo line in a group number? 

Remember when the writers literally hated their most talented actor and fan favorite character?? (:

[all-classic]

i wont ever forget this tbh