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Originally an Adventure Zone writer, currently on some Heated Rivalry shit | Catch me on main @dezzy-bardling | on Ao3 as Desiree_Harding | Icon by @her-biness |

[pinenora317]

Heated Rivalry ll S01EP05

[lumorie]

You're so boring!

[mina-logan]

I wanted to give Harrison Browne his flowers in what little way I could so here’s this quick portrait. What an inspirational human being. (And the only pro hockey player on the damn show.)

Best of luck in all of your endeavors. I hope Connors got his room service.

We all deserve sunshine. ☀️

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[trashcanniballecter]

Ilya: I love you my Shane! #myshane

Shane: love you too. Why do you keep saying "hashtag" out loud?

[yeuziu]

"All I want is you, it's always you"

[smokingrozanov]

Thank god Ilya married Shane Hollander because he did have his thumb over the buy button on a Cybertruck & Shane said “that is the least fuckable car I’ve ever seen” & Ilya cleared his browser history

[vampirejuno]

Lost another mutual to the hockey show. So few of us remain, and I fear we cannot hold out for much longer. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and the second hall. The end comes soon. We cannot get out. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming...

[littlespoonevan]

I want a fic where the hr universe has its own gay hockey show called break the ice or something and it takes the internet by storm so suddenly games and practices are being infiltrated by social media managers trying to get the players to say if they’ve watched it or who on the team they’d cast in the show and fans of the show who are also hockey rpfers are talking about the main couple of the show being like ‘this is hollanov if u squint’ and Ilya is having the time of his life bc he thinks it’s the best show he’s ever seen in his entire life and Shane is having 1000 mini heart attacks every day bc he legitimately believes someone has figured out he and Ilya are dating and decided to make a tv show about it and of all the ways he thought he could end up getting outed this was never on the spreadsheet

[littlespoonevan]

the writers of break the ice reach out to rose about playing one of the character's beards for a few eps and when shane finds out he demands yuna hire a private investigator to see if he's being followed

[littlespoonevan]

the real plot twist is that the characters in the show lowkey look like hayden and cliff so this starts this big, long-running joke that hayden and marleau are in a secret relationship and hayden and cliff - who know the Truth(tm) - are like 'guys this is great we can take the heat off you two' and ilya doesn't care bc it means he can call hayden pike ugly to the press and be like 'um no my handsome, funny, smart friend is MUCH too good for hayden pike' meanwhile shane is lowkey and irrationally FURIOUS bc what the FUCK do you mean people are calling hayden and marley Cute when he and ilya are right fucking there?!?!?!?!?

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie but Ilya Rozanov coded

[lesbianlandry]

the duality of shane

[just-a-red-been-bread]

All the Things She Said

[shanerozy]

"He can be, how you say, lazy."

[kaijuerotica]

i love the idea of ilya keeping one of Shane's hockey cards in his phone case BUT ☝️ i do need it to be a fuckass ugly hockey card

[kaijuerotica]

ilya keeps his phone in a clear case with this bad boy in the back

[kaijuerotica]

[firstprinced]

some giddy ilya for 🩷 rae @blushingrozy 🩷 #neverinlifehasheblushed

[gurlsrool]

Harris and Ilya’s friendship is sooo important to me. The way Ilya talks about Harris in canon…he clearly admires him SO much. I think it means a lot to Ilya to have a friend who’s gay and proud, rainbow buttons and all

And for Harris…Ilya signed with Ottawa not long after he started working there. As an Ottawa fan, Harris was probably THRILLED to land a star center. But as their new employee he must have been nervous that Ilya would live up to every asshole rumor. Then in walks a kind, gloriously catty man whose eyes light up when he sees Harris’s pride pins

They’re both proud queer men who adore dogs and their partners. There’s such a warm kinship there. And also? Ilya is a hot hockey player. Harris is a hockey nut from Ottawa. I think they see a bit of their loves in each other 💕

[lesbianlandry]

thinking about teenage shane in regina looking everywhere for this russian hockey player he’d never met…. because he just knew he needed to introduce himself and shake his hand even though he didn’t fully understand why…..