Turtles Crossing

Highly caffeinated nerd.

[zendayamybabe]

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bonyassfish]

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[throathole]

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

[liefst]

[agathasstrap]

My favorite thing about the AAA fandom is that any time one of us talks about the coven, we always use the character names in the show UNLESS it's patti lupone or billy.

It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"

Or, "sometimes your family is made up of witches with mommy issues, a gay adoptive son, and patti lupone"

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[justsomeguycore]

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

[glowcowboy]

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

[glowcowboy]

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

[girlevanbuckley]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by making him my son’s legal guardian

[whirlybirbs]

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[o-kurwa]

[hotshotsxyz]

any time an announcer says if [athlete] medals it’ll be the first medal for [country] I immediately lose all sense of patriotism and become an [athlete] stan

[tinylilemrys]

i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.

[kushblazer666]

[koschei-the-ginger]

When I person I don't know from a country I don't live in wins in a sport I don't know the rules of and starts crying with joy

[bilosan]

- To be honest, she did most of the talking. I was just happy to be near her. We talked until it got dark and everybody went home. - Penny didn't make me feel like that. - Exactly. Someday, somebody will, and you'll never let them go.