Penis is an ugly word too
Créme de la cock
Thin fuckin ice
Can y'all please stop committing crimes against the french language
Le no
lol the french language is a crime against the french language
almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Discoholic 🪩
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
macklin celebrini has autism
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Bright Sessions

#extradirty
Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
NASA

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@all-the-mckirk-headcanons
Penis is an ugly word too
Créme de la cock
Thin fuckin ice
Can y'all please stop committing crimes against the french language
Le no
lol the french language is a crime against the french language
Oh Farm?
*lesbian farmer voice* oh farm?
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
oh my god… duel lingo
Die Eule habe hat Hunger
True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD
holy crap
God this sounds like satire but it’s CNBC
drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch
Hope everyone is well today !
And tomorrow !!!!
After that you’re on your own
Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease
Me: “How rare?”
Doctor: “You pick the name”
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!
The tragedy is that stupid people think they are the smart people.
imagine having enough confidence to think youre smart
this post was made by the self aware dumbass gang
The KGB Best Team Aces Records After Rushing B (1990)
Bones sitting up in bed reading when Jim comes in, exhausted from a double shift on the bridge. Bones doesn't even look up from his PADD, just raises an arm up so Jim can get into bed and snuggle up against his chest and fall asleep.
Jim moves into a new apartment after getting a new job. Unfortunately it comes unfurnished so he has to buy all this flat pack furniture from ikea. But since he works the evening shift he only has time to try and put up the furniture at like 3am. Bones lives next door and puts up with Jims nightly activities that involves yelling, swearing and loud crashes for a whole week before he storms over there and starts helping the guy put all of this crap together. It takes them another week, by this time They have gotten to know each other pretty week over trying to put together a bed while drinking from a bottle of bourbon. It's when they have finally finished that Jim asks to test out the bed to make sure it's sound...
Mckirk, Tangled AU ;)
After King George and Queen Winona use the golden flower to have a child, Evil Nero steals the child away so he can use his hair to retain his eternal youth. He teaches Jim how to sing the song to make his hair glow and tells jim that keeping him in the tower is for his own safety.Eighteen years later, Jim's hair is still trapped in the tower where he spends his time doing everything from painting to cookingmeanwhile theif!Bones is preparing to steal Jim's crown, along with his two accomplices. However once his has the crown he double crosses them and escapes with it, with Captain Pike and his loyal horse Spock in pursuit.Bones escapes into the forest and stumbles upon Jim's tower, seeking refuge he climbs inside. Thinking he is alone he takes out the crown but is knocked out by Jim with a frying pan.Scotty warns Jim about Bones and reminds her about the stories Nero has told them. Nevertheless he hides him in closet and goes to tell Nero about it and ask him to allow him out for his 18th birthday. Nero rebuffs him but instead promise to get Jim coral paints for said birthday and sets off in the three day journey.Jim then ties Bones to a chair and makes a deal with him, he will give back the crown if Bones takes him to see the lights that always appear on his birthday and bring him back before Nero returns.After Jim initial elation at being free of the tower, Bones, in an attempt to dissuade him from this adventure, takes Him to the Enterprise Inn where they meet a bunch of people who all have dreams. Jim uses this to stop them telling the guards where Bones is and they escape through a secret tunnel.Spock, however sniffs out their trail and leads the guards to a quarry where Jim and Bones are cornered and Spock moves a wooden beam that traps them in a cave that quickly fills with water. In their impending doom they each admit a secret to each other. Bones admits his real name is Leonard McCoy and Jim admits that his hair glows when he sings. They realise they can use it to their advantage and dig their way out of the cave. When they make it out of the water Bones is understandable confused and shocked by Jim's hair.Back at the tower Nero has returned early and is shocked to find Jim gone, he discovers the crown and wanted poster of Bones and sets out again to find him. He comes across Bones accomplices and sticks a bargain with them to help find Jim.Jim and Bones set up camp and Jim uses his hair to heal Bones' hand. While he goes to get more firewood Nero appears and tries to get Jim to come back to the tower, Jim refuses and Nero gives Jim the crown to try and prove to him that all Bones wants is the crown. Jim hides the crown and goes off to sleep with him, while Nero watches nearby. In the morning Bones wakes to Spock staring down at him, Spock picks him up, intent on taking him back to Pike but Jim befriends the horse and persuades him to let Bones go until he's seen the lights. Spock insists on following with them as they travel to the kingdom.When they arrive, the market place is buzzing with activity, Jim gets his hair braided by some little girls while Bones finds himself growing more and more fond of Jim. when it comes time to release the lanterns, Bones takes Jim out onto one of the boats and they release their lanterns together, little does Jim know, the lanterns are for him.On the way back Bones spies his accomplices and goes to give them the crown, they however have no interest in it and instead want Jim's hair. They tie Bones to a boat to make it seem like he had abandoned her. They try to grab her but Nero appears to save her and take her home, Jim goes with him willingly. Back at the tower Nero forgives Jim and vows to put everything behind them.later Jim notices that the same emblem that he saw in he Kingdom, is hidden in all his paintings. He remembers the large portrait of the golden haired baby and realises he is the missing prince. When he tries to leave, Nero revels his true colours and locks him away.meanwhile Bones finds out his accomplices were working with Nero, he realises Jim is in danger and tries to escape. He succeeds with the help of Spock, Scotty and some of the other people from the Enterprise Inn. When he arrives back at the tower, Jim's hair is let down for him and he climbs inside only to be met with Nero wielding a knife that stabs him in The sidemen reels back and smashes a mirror. Jim promises to go with Nero if he is allowed to heal Bones. When he goes over, Bones grabs a piece of broken glass and cuts off Jim's hair, leaving it powerless and turning it a dull blond. Nero begins to rapidly age and in his panic falls, by the time he hits the ground he is a pile of ashes.Bones tells Jim that he loves him as he dies. Jim cries over the body and sings the song one more time in a hope of healing him. a tear falls from his eye and brings Bones back to life.Jim is welcomed back into his family by George and Winona and he and Bones marry soon after.
Another AU (cuz I luv them)
Jim and Bones meeting when they both jump into the same taxi while running from the altar on their wedding days. Neither want to shove the other out, especially with two angry looking women in white running toward them so they just tell the driver to drive them to the airport... It makes sense for them to fly to the same place, safety in numbers and Jim's uncle has a cabin in the middle of nowhere that they can hide out in together. Unfortunately it gets cold at night and there's only one bed, so they have to sleep together and due to the fact that they only had their tuxes on them, they have to sleep in their boxers. It pretty much inevitable that there's gonna be a lot of snuggling as they spend day after day, waiting on the heat to die down... After a month of so, they almost don't want to leave
Random AU
Guardian Angel Bones who gets assigned as Jim's angel when he's born and has to stop the kid from dying so he can grow up to captain the enterprise. So makes sure Jim doesn't fall off things or eats the wrong thing and has a reaction, it's all pretty boring. When the crashes the corvette he's the one pushing Jim up over that cliff so he doesn't fall like the idiot he is. Tarsus was a bit of a rough patch, but he got through it and he made sure there were always ripe apples in the house from then on. Then in comes to when Pike meets Jim in the bar and Bones' assignment is officially done but he has to admit that he's fallen in love with Jim over the years and ends up petitioning to be allowed to stay as Jim's guardian but in human form. So they give him an identity as a doctor and he signs up himself and He finally gets to meet Jim in person and they end up as roommates. Obviously keeping Jim alive is a lot harder without angel powers and Bones is forced to keep an array of hyposprays and a tricorder on him at all times, but it's a small price to pay after Jim has his third allergic reaction in a week. It doesn't get any better when they are on the enterprise together. After the tenth time Jim gets injured on an away mission that was supposedly peaceful, he makes sure that the transporter room is fully stocked with medical supplies. His prayer are answered, literally, when the Angels come down and tell him that they have been observing Jim's lack of survival skills and are prepared to reinstate his powers. So with his powers back, Jim spends considerably less time in medbay and luckily for Bones far more time in bed with him. Jim never finds out exactly why violent natives always seem to have bad accidents when trying to kill him or why all the replicators tend to malfunction and won't produce certain items that Jim's allergic to. ... But at least it means Bones can keep his Jim safe
Imagine jim falling asleep while studying, over his desk. And when bones comes back he has to force jim awake, peel off whatever piece of paper is stuck to his face, pull his glasses off , drag him into bed and wrap his arms around him otherwise Jim will get up in the middle of the night and start studying again.