Allahu Kaboom

[sterlingarcher]

I would never admit this to anyone else, so dont reblog. But you know what i love? Garbage. I love the smell of garbage. The sweet sweet smell and feel of garbage. Sometimes i go dumpster diving just to get that beautiful smell and feel all over me. It arouses me. Im turned on by garbage. I love garbage. My house is full of garbage

[theseafooddefiler]

You are one sick puppy

[keeganreevesasexual-blog-bl-blog]

DONT REBLOG THIS YOU GUYS

[theidiot1977]

yeah don’t fucking reblog it you assholes

[deafeninggalaxyfart-blog]

do not reblog this guys

[deliciouskittyinspector]

I’m going to reblog it guys.

[degraderofwomen]

Don’t reblog it!

[exaltedbiclops]

How do you reblog?

[degraderofwomen]

It seems you have to buy a Tumblr Gold pass to be able to reblog.

[svenskfanleksak-blog]

Reblogging to remind you not to reblog this

[generouslymaximumcollection]

Remember guys, DO. NOT. RE. BLOG.

[allahukaboom-blog]

You idiots! Stop Reblogging it! He/She/It asked not to!

[allahukaboom-blog]

International Olympic Committee: Revoke Caitlyn Jenner's Olympic medals.

Dear International Olympic Committee, It has recently come to light that gold medalist Bruce Jenner is in fact transgender, and therefore, identifies as a woman. We congratulate Ms. Jenner on these new developments and wish her the best. However, this creates somewhat of a problem as Ms. Jenner (as talented as she is) claims that she has always believed herself to be truly female, and therefore, was in violation of committee rules regarding women competing in men's sports and vice versa. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that we must ask whether or not it is proper that Ms. Jenner should retain her olympic records in light of this, as we must now either claim that Bruce Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner are two entirely different people (which we know is not true), or that Bruce Jenner was, in fact, a woman participating in a men's event. It is only fair to all involved that women receive their credit as champions of the Decathalon and that the men racing Ms. Jenner are not expected to compete with a superior, streamlined being such as herself. We urge Ms. Jenner to support the transgender community by giving up the medals earned by competing against the wrong gender. Thank you, and congratulations to Ms. Jenner for her courage! #givebackthegold

Sign it you faggots.

[marshmallowfluffwoman]

~coastal mermaid~

[allahukaboom-blog]

Beached Whale

[rare-memes]

All these games and you decided to play me?

[allahukaboom-blog]

Shitposting Legend

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[bigbadgoat]

Person: “My grandfather died in Austwich.” Other: “Man, I’m sorry. Was it the gas?” Person: “No, he was drunk and fell from guard tower.”

[theidiot1977]

that’s not funny, my great grandpa was literally gassed to death

[allahukaboom-blog]

My dad fought the niggers in detroit :^)

[allahukaboom-blog]

Obligatory.

[allahukaboom-blog]

[theidiot1977]

ITT: what are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muh1pk7xc2k

[allahukaboom-blog]

http://listen.fragradio.co.uk

[allahukaboom-blog]

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic

Joseph Stalin

[allahukaboom-blog]

WHAT’S HIS NAME?

[technicallylmao]

Post em

[allahukaboom-blog]

>vidya too many. goes by genre. >movie Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, cause why not >Band goes by genre >Anime Elfen Lied >TV dont watch it >Pokemon lel Shuckle probably. >Book Ultimate Hitchhikers guide, obv. >Weapon Ranged: Barret .50, Close: D eagle .50 (power bitches), Melee: katana or some shit >Pr0n idk >Drink Dr. Pepper >Superhero lel >Cartoon Ed, Edd, & Eddy probably >Vehicle idk. whatever gets good gas and is low maintenance. >Celeb idfk >Food idfk.

[allahukaboom-blog]

Little kid gets BTFO.

[allahukaboom-blog]

[allahukaboom-blog]

Funny Ebin MAY MAY xD

[allahukaboom-blog]

ITT: Post some Greentext.

[theidiot1977]

not greentext but it’s relevant

[allahukaboom-blog]

Tumblr ruined that High Res image. cant see it for shit.

[allahukaboom-blog]

ITT: Post some Greentext.

[allahukaboom-blog]

Lost my folders. Fuck

While scouring my computer for my folders full of shitposts and forgotten lore (more shitposting material). I realized that ive lost a majority of it. Ive still got a shit ton of Pepes, but thats about it.