razzle dazzle

hella gay

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[kaijuerotica]

[shane voice] ok so i'm the pool boy and you're the older property owner who likes to ogle me while sipping lemonade

[ilya voice] with a little umbrella?

[shane voice] of course with a fucking umbrella. anyway

[wnwnmemo]

[fuckrozanov]

thank god i didn’t kill myself bc i never would’ve had my life changed my some guy named Shane

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[21chrysanthemums]

[jacebeleren]

my mutuals hate mail game is insane

[fuckrozanov]

“when i was your age i was already married and had children” when you were my age you couldn’t watch shane bottom god hollander crying and moaning and bouncing on it in 4k anytime you wanted

[boitterfly]

heated rivalry posting is so easy watch this:

shane

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[sapphling]

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

[riddleman2k22]

heated rivalry era OVER ❌️🙅‍♀️ it's project hail mary time now. get those gay men off my screen i need the nerd and that rock spider STAT

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[loveridden1999]

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[stuckinapril]

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you