brain dump

I will talk about my current obsessions and other thoughts here :) (currently obsessed with: Dungen Crawler Carl) I'm in my 20s (she/her) EN/GER feel free to interact with me/ ask me stuff!

[allconsumingspiral]

I always felt stupid for not being sure which trash goes in which trash can, but now they are changing it so that packages need to show in which trash can they belong, because most people did it wrong and most trash is actually not devidable and not sortable in one category. I guess that was not a me problem and I‘m not stupid afterall

[allconsumingspiral]

I'm at the hospital (nothing serious just a check up for my not dangerous but extreamly uncomfortable chronic illness) and an old lady got rolled away (still alive) on a hospital bed. She looked so bloated like a risen dough and had almost no hair left (Likely cancer). I hope she has someone who can support her throught this :(

[zaphoda]

The Hunt .

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. hello tumblr i am ready to join your doomsday cult or whatever (i dont know how this website works would anyone like to be mates or whatever)

[allconsumingspiral]

Now donut is also acting weird

[jnkcd]

<Brave>

<God willing>

<Tough love>

I completed the set!!

[allconsumingspiral]

But now Katia is acting suspicious too

[allconsumingspiral]

I‘m at the beginning of The Butchers Masquerade and I find Carls behaviour weird. I already found it strange that he killed all the NPCs at the end of the last book and now he‘s going all berserk as in the Hunting grounds. I didn’t like how mean he was to Mordecai. His personality is changing right? Is it the weird cursed ring? Is it personality change due to his choosen race? Is it something else? I don‘t like it :(

[1five1two]

'The Scissor Birds'. Jenny Barron.

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[allconsumingspiral]

Carl killing all these npcs at the end :o

[smalltown-heroes]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ 2016 // 2026 ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

[allconsumingspiral]

I like the second picture. He looks so good when his face is so bloody lol

[newtkelly]

real situations they put peter parker into #grateful

[rabbiteclair]

i had a dream that humans are actually a neotenic state like axolotls, but then one day something triggered like 1% of people to molt and it turned out that our fully mature form is giant predatory butterfly things. so you'd be out walking and all of a sudden an armored insect the size of a horse swoops down and carries off a deer and you're just like 'oh hey, I think that one used to be my boss. looks like she's doing well for herself.'

[allconsumingspiral]

I really had a dream just know that I was is some dungeon situation à la DCC and I entered a boss battle and the boss was a bully from my former class in school. (Luckily I wasn't personally bullied, but my now friend was, which I unfortunately didn't notice at the time)

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[probuccalfat]

ugly people fuck all the time they’ve been fucking since the dawn of time so if you’re ugly and you’re not fucking that’s kind of on you

[probuccalfat]

i’m actually gonna argue that ugly people fuck the most

[probuccalfat]

speak for yourself because i’ve seen pretty fatties and ugly fatties absolutely crushing cock and puss puss in numbers that made me jealous like i used to be deeply insecure as a fat woman and i’d be like what’s that fat bitch doing to take down that guy and at some point i had to realize and accept that it’s because i was hung up on being fat and she wasn’t. like i’ve seen 500lbs+ chain smoking fried bleach blonde hair cat litter all in the house fatties have happy long term relationships and active sex lives. like trust me it’s not your body, it’s your hang ups about your body. i know it’s a really hard mentality to undo so don’t think i’m just telling you to get up and get it together, but i’m trying to tell you it’s actually for real not that hopeless and somebody truly evil is benefiting from making it feel hopeless

[fuzzydeergirl]

Dungeon Crawler Carl The Gate of the Feral Gods spoilers with no context:

[allconsumingspiral]

I just read this part. This is 100% her