mirrors and copulation are abominable

since both multiply the number of men

[captainnipslip]

26f pls don't block me, I like getting off to your blogs I just don't have a desktop to change my bio

[irrationalplanets]

doctor who is the greatest tv show ever made

[emilysidhe]

I was waiting for the punchline and it didn’t disappoint

[elierlick]

The Department of Education worked with the far-right Family Research Council to officially designate March 12th as Detrans Awareness Day last year. But what actually leads people to detransition? It's not regret, but social stigma, incited by the very figures who claim to protect detransitioners. I want to hear their stories describing how the current moral panic influenced their decisions.

[tropiyas]

just posted joybait to trick you into having a good day

[escuerzoresucitado]

[stuckinapril]

New hard rule any woman should enforce ever is if you’re dating a guy and he says he watches red pilled alpha male podcaster content or shows support of it in ANY way (ie something covert like “I don’t like his personality but he makes some good points” ) you go GHOST. I know women are taught to “accommodate ppl’s flaws” but literally this is a misogynistic cult right in the public eye and it’s all fun and games until a woman gets murdered for existing (which has literally happened as a result of Tate’s content)

[stuckinapril]

Also why is Andrew Tate even allowed to have an online platform still… last I checked he was in trial for essentially sex trafficking a ton of women????? Why is he still on Twitter. Why are people sharing posts of him and ridiculing it as if everything needs to be funny and a meme. This is literally so sick he should be behind bars not being memed not even being a laughing stock like he should be excommunicated from civilization

Everything that’s been happening w him is insane and a cautionary tale that you can never be “too safe” and that you should ruthlessly vet every man you ever interact with ever, because women’s lives are being taken due the pressure to come off as chill or like they’re not doing too much. Please be safe. You can never be too sure genuinely

[stuckinapril]

These tags give me the opportunity to mention that conservative men tend to be very quiet & insidious about how deep into this red pilled content they are at first, bc they know it will scare any modern woman w two brain cells away. There are literally interviews of conservative men admitting that they keep their “politics” (read: misogyny lol) under wraps at first bc they want women to give them a chance (read: they want to hook up w them, get them emotionally attached before they reveal their true colors).

Most men Will lie about how deep down this rabbit hole they are. Men who’re more sane will be a lot more open and staunch about being against this kind of content from the beginning. It’s literally the strategy of these men to slow release their beliefs, in hopes that after a point the girl they’re dating is attached enough to them to let it slide, or even to start conforming to their ideology. It’s so sick and twisted tbh!

[stuckinapril]

This hasn’t happened yet, but just pre-empting in case this breaks my moots’ circles — radfems/terfs this post isn’t a safe space for you 🩷🩷 do us all a favor and block me 🩷🩷🩷 and my trans girlies please stay safe out there… this post is for all women and I hope ur keeping all the redpilled weirdos at the farthest distance possible

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[sailorsally]

funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

[libraford]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

[cannibalchicken]

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[thoodleoo]

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure: 

[scienceandfandoms]

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

The Egyptian hedgehog is my favorite, but this one from Iran comes in at a close second.

Look at the wheels! The symmetry! The little snub nose! Somebody’s kid, you just know, was absolutely obsessed with these things and wore their parent down until finally mom or dad was like fine, FINE, I will make you a hedgehog. (A super fast hedgehog that you can race with, cause it’s on wheels.)

[jewishpangolin]

Since for some reason, this reblog chain doesn’t include the Greek hedgehog, here it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Centuries of humanity going “Look at this funny little guy.”

[memories-of-ancients]

Look at this cute little hedgehog from the Cyclades (Greek Islands) drinking from a bowl circa 2800-2300 BC !!!! He’s just a little man drinking from a smol bowl.

[teslafactory]

[dreamcore-md]

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[gayboyemployee]

this stupid little beaver bitch

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you