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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature
shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@allebean
'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.
an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
this isn't an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i'm-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature
people are asking "are you okay" and "what the fuck does this mean". you are not contributing to divine phylogeny
NOTHING poisons the soul more than an artist that draws a girl with glasses and then does a no glasses version. curses upon your entire bloodline for three hundred years!!!
at this point we should just babygirlify the joker
the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?
it’s 2016 not 2012
oppa rude style :(
I have observed a phenomenon which I am calling “The Toast Event Horizon”, wherein the bread is not visibly toasted for 95% of the heat cycle, but if you look at the last several seconds, it rapidly toasts.
Toast expert here, and this is true! And just like a blackhole event horizon, the longer it goes on, the less light can escape; leading to a singularity in your toaster
you are the weakest twink goodbye
everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁
im nice…..
He’s literally nice
got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
this one's a big hit with the ghosts
E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I
the very next letter:
This is an ad I was given.
I did it. I have perfected the algorithm. I have won at curating the perfect online presence.
You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
