idk

Hi. Allie. this is just random stuff that varies frequently, sorry.

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[sersi]

THE MANDALORIAN (2019 - ) SEASON TWO

[madejdeactivated]

[midori-n]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weonsinnombre]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[lumnch]

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

[i-love-ewes-so]

This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)

[lumnch]

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

[lumnch]

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

[lumnch]

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

[meladoodle]

im getting a haircut today

[yogurtville-blog]

Which one?

[meladoodle]

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”

[gahdamnpunk]

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

[otsitsyataka-deactivated2018110]

This is heartbreaking 💔

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

his name is Matthew Charles

[ikariyuiofficial]

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

[flootzavut]

This is awful.

[yellovv]

hey guys, it already worked.

[angsty-warlock]

Wow it’s rare to see posts like this with a happy ending.

[drabbles-of-a-trainwreck-deacti]

happy news for ur dash :>

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theweirdwideweb]

[evilsquirrel18]

I mean I wanna get back inside but I work in Healthcare...

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

[skybluelipgloss]

Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:

... If that makes sense?

[lastvalyrian]

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[rokenford]

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

[iamoutofideas]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️