Your Sweet Dreams

26: im just trying to get the safe point

[girlnephew]

[eruhamster]

scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking

[eruhamster]

ITS REAL ABAHSJSNSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wumblr]

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[spookyold-saintjm]

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

[onyxai]

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

[i-say-ok]

ok!!! :0

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”

[beardyoakenshield]

[loth-catgirl]

this isn't even a spell or ritual or anything she's just trying out wax play for the first time

[abby-howard]

A mini comic agaaain

[well-only-mostly-dead]

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[well-only-mostly-dead]

Fairly low effort recreation-

@theapocalypse-is-nigh

[wardenaristraith]

True though.

I'm the racoon with blorbo.

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[oh-good]

This is exactly what I look like when I open this webbed site and read ya'lls posts

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[biglawbear]

Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said "I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country's monkeypox response" and he was RIGHT

[guerrillatech]

[r0zeclawz]

turns out op of this is cringe. sad ! its a very good image im gonna steal it

[ousia-poetica]

There are so many inexplicable things in life that make it impossible to doubt that witchcraft exists. simzart / Simz.

[sonnyelim]

[twitblr]

But our safety, security and survival is not considered urgent. (x)

[only-tiktoks]

[underestimated-heroine]

I’m not usually into this type of thing but this was interesting

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Detailers/mechanics: Teslas are trash

Fanboys: yeah rite lol

Aforementioned professionals: No, i mean like those cars are objectively garbage in terms of engineering, aesthetics, and parts/assembly