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Hey I'm Allie and My goal in life is to become Olivia Pope. I spend a lot of my time watching dog videos. If you cuddle me and give me tea I'll marry you.

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[baddiemode]

It's been over 18 YEARS since the Aaron Carter Christmas episode of Lizzie McGuire aired

[valtsv]

no nonsense november. everyone just be fucking sensible for once.

[valtsv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[youlovetoseeit]

it must be done

[jai-makes-music]

[yugirimistwalker]

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

[superwholocks-assbutts]

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[waifool]

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[disc80s]

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[wallflowerwaitlist]

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

[lizzibennet]

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

[walkingheads-deactivated2025122]

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[rodrickheffeley]

if this is not funny, then why am i on the floor?! anyway i can't wait for the batman (2021) press tour.

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”