[offshoreoilrig]

Americans be like Lord Jesus gave me the right to buy whatever I want at the store

[nofuckingideawho]

a 10+ hour screen time will help will definitely make you feel real again trust me bro

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[dogpuppy]

[ayeforscotland]

Joyce Carol Oates absolutely eviscerating Musk.

“The poorest persons on twitter may have access to more beauty and meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[dogdykeafternoon]

when i forget what alkaline compound is used in traditional soap making and the soap ghost shows up to remind me

[gorps]

[everythingfox]

Orange juice

[songfawn]

Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa

[everythingfox]

So expressive

[wiremotherofficial-deactivated2]

did you know that [universal experience] is actually a symptom of [trendy condition]?

[circumgutter]

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path