so vaulty

[letmebegaytodd]

A merchant stationed in bumfuck nowhere: I’ve got the best stuff in the Commonwealth. Guns, ammo, chems

Sole:

[allmyvault]

doctor: /clips through the floor 

[allmyvault]

meanwhile, what do you like to see?

tell me your FAVORITE and PREFERRED content

[allmyvault]

hey wastelanders

do you miss my constant dickbutt edits?

are you hungry for more of my good-good content?

do you dream of the day i return to the fandom with open arms, and into your likewise open arms?

are you vaguely curious about the mediocre-but-improving art I create on the side?

well GOOD NEWS

the hot minute steam summer sales kick off, I’ll be re-purchasing Fallout 4 + expansion packs and flooding the FO4 tags ONCE MORE!!!!

In the meantime, if you enjoy what I do here, consider a completely optional donation of your hard-earned dollars

ko-fi.com/allmyvault

I’ll keep you kids posted!

l8r

-Jamison

[allmyvault]

Oh my God you're alive

[vyk0s-74738738492]

oh thank god

[destroyhorse]

hello! this morning i woke to a $35 return check fee deducted from my account because bank of america decided to process a charge that was made Days ago immediately before my landlord went to cash my rent check! which was cool. i dont know what the fuck happened bc even when it said the initial charge was processing 2 days ago it had deducted that amount from my balance so ???

im going to the bank after work to hopefully reverse the charges bc this sucks shit but. either way i still now have to pay a $50 fee to my landlord for the bounced check. and make up for the $35 if i cant get it reversed so i can actually Have enough for rent now lmao.

if anyone is able to help me out w/ a few bucks it would be very much appreciated.. i have some savings so im not totally boned but with my job ending next week on top of everything, i cant afford to drain my savings so much x_x thank you 🐎

https://ko-fi.com/fpgarza

[potatocrisp]

[firrestar]

“Everybody hold up! I got a splinter!”

[theorganizationsthirteen]

Everyone has that one line from a video game that shook them so deeply they can still feel it years later

[pietriarchy]

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

still not over the fact that the prior to ghouls adopting “smoothskin” as an insult for humans they opted to use the term “normies”

[collegiatitanica]

op keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and chopping that meat but go off I guess

[bombing]

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

[destroyhorse]

SELLING 18″ CHERNO ALPHA NECA FIGURE - $115

hey guys funds are running a lil tight so im sellin stuff off again..! no box but its still in good condition, the figure can be kind of finicky in regards to keeping balanced but its always been like that.

free shipping, U.S. only. DM me if you’re interested!

[nuka-rockit]

I will never get over the fact that Nick Valentine, the 100% mechanical synth detective, complains about the stairs in Vault 114. You don’t need to sleep. You don’t need to eat. I refuse to believe you have knee pain, Nicky

Which leaves only two possible reasons for this:

Either his empathy for the person who just rescued him is so strong that, despite not being affected by the Vault layout himself, he feels for them and complains in their stead to show solidarity. Because he’s a bro like that

or

the “Old Weathered Gumshoe” personality subroutines are SO STRONG that he cannot help but continue them aesthetic statements (like…smoking despite not being able to process nicotine. youre wasting smokes nick stop it), including the verbilization of what could be summed up as “man I’m too damn TIRED and OLD for this shit why cant crime just sit down for one second. Damn those kids and their supple young joints” 

[wasvandalbrask-deactivated20220]

Hey thanks to everyone for reblogging my post but I still have only gotten 13$ !! I really need more before tomorrow really because we need to put down the deposit on this potential house if we get it!! please help if you can!! (PayPal.me/daxterestabrook)

[synthsleuthing]

So pre-war people would have been a lot taller then the present day post-apoc folk right? I’m not taking the characters models as gospel since Bethesda wasn’t exactly branching out with body types. But it makes sense, lack of good nutrition plus radiation isn’t going to do wonders for the next generation. Animals tend to become smaller when resources are fewer, (the whole dinosaurs becoming birds over time thing)

I actually really love this headcanon because it means-

The enclave are basically the racist elves of Fallout.

power armour would be designed for much taller body types, explaining why the player character always seems to be better at using them then enemy types, and why there are exo-skeletons stripped and abandoned everywhere. (The BoS make their own and modify existing armour to fit them)

Active Vaults are the hidden elf villages of post-apoc America. Full of these freakishly tall clear skinned assholes.

Pre-war Ghouls become a lot more intimidating when most of them look like giants standing next to you.

No seriously the reason Edward Deegan can get into Diamond City is probably because he looks like he could clothes-line every city guard without slowing down.

Holy shit the feral Ghouls just got pants-shittingly more terrifying!

Supports the Tiny Hancock head headcanon. Forever support the Tiny Hancock headcanon.

Nick is probably the pre-war average 6′0 like other gen 2s. He just seems really tall next to your average jane and joe commonwealth.

[pondwitch]

i love tallout meta discussion so much tbh