I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

INFJ | Ravenclaw | Aquarius I'm just going to list some fandoms I'm in: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Marvel, DC, Disney, Nerdfighteria, Tolkien, New Girl, Parks and Recreation, BOOKS, etc. I just love a lot of things! I hope you enjoy and message me anytime, please!

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have no problem waiting 5 seconds to skip a 30 second ad but waiting for a 5 second ad that isn’t skippable is absolutely infuriating

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

[mikufigurines]

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

to distract everyone from the W

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[iraffiruse]

[theleveretpath]

Gorgeous.

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

[peteneems]

[sunnyharley]

Legends only

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

Reblog for wholesome good luck

[tangerton-taranis]

Was the shirtless scene in Doctor Strange your idea?

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via HBecca2017)

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[shoggoth88]

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Oddly Satisfying

[beamjavelin]

Ain't That A Kick In The Dick

[girlslikewolves-deactivated2016]

Men’s clothes, right?

My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.

My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.

My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.

I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.

Women’s clothes?

Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.

What even.

[thetrillestqueen]

Accurate.

[cartoonology]

do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do

[stilinskis]

#the trash can

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[allstarbatmannyblogselsewhere-d]

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

[chulacabra]

running w/ scissors

[karkatjpg]

the ingredients though

[93749185789183]

[punkrockgrantaire]

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

[pleatedjeans]

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys