"Ailex, Maximize!"

"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."- Sanae Hanekoma

[songoanda]

Deltarune!

[kitschwaffles]

Mega Man fans who genuinely believe that buying all of the new merch will convince Capcom to make a new game. 

[cauliflouer-deactivated20181206]

Alright, LISTEN UP Tumblr

I’M GONNA TELL YOU FRICK FRACKERS ABOUT A LITTLE GAME CALLED MEGA MAN

SEE THIS??

THIS IS MEGAN.

[thelordofboxes]

[cauliflouer-deactivated20181206]

Alright, LISTEN UP Tumblr

I’M GONNA TELL YOU FRICK FRACKERS ABOUT A LITTLE GAME CALLED MEGA MAN

SEE THIS??

THIS IS MEGAN.

[thelordofboxes]

[pepsiwatermelon]

@allonsymituna

[catcrumb]

[bidoofdaily]

[dovecote]

Bidoof, you weren’t even born yet

[esichovequechova]

[priv8pics-deactivated20251223]

Fired!!!

[thickness-protection-program]

[theparadoxmachine]

I work for a trucking company and can confirm this is a good way to get fired

Unless there was a major equipment malfunction this dude is so fired.

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Obsessed with the idea that it requires industry insider knowledge to know you’d get sacked for something like this

[plumknodel]

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

[lekosis]

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

[helahades]

we have collectively gone through too much to turn around and blame ourselves for the stresses we’ve faced

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[nodudeshutup]

YOU

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[sydsir]

NAMAZU

[dogdayafternoon1975]

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

[jelloapocalypse]

This is a good video but the last 10 seconds really elevate it to "incredible"

[sangled]

an unfortunate addition to the susie fan club

[sangled]

susie is ready to be hated again

[sangled]

kris got to them first

[trashboat]

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

[celepom]

They put up a sign

[hockeylvr42]

WHAT

[captain-naft]

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

[harukami]

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.

In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, “Dude Chilling Park”, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal). 

The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also “Dude Chilling Park”, but now with the proper seal attached.

 Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.

The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a “Barge Chilling Beach” sign.

…Also, they announced this by tweet:

[darkshadowduelist]

REBEL

[otterize]

If +umblr is b@nning words now, let's just talk l!ke h0mestvck tr0lls.....

+hey're gonna have a h@rd time d3c0d!ng that I want my @ss 8

[bilbopeggins]

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