The Strange Life of an Asexual Autistic Anime Fan

"There is no beauty without some strangeness." -Edgar Allen Poe

[halcydn-deactivated20151101]

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

[perlukafarinn]

endings that are better for dean than dying young and bloody:

opening a bar (as shown to be a fantasy of his)

opening a gay bar (my preferred ending)

working with kids, potentially at a home like sonny's

working as a mechanic, eventually specializing in vintage cars

becoming the new bobby, helping the next generation of hunters

being a stay-at-home dad with his husband castiel as the breadwinner (cas doesn't work either he just steals money from rich assholes using his powers and calls it being a breadwinner)

(he's with cas for all of these btw in case that wasn't obvious)

spending like a good decade traveling the world via angel express and enjoying his retirement from hunting

becoming a rock star with a cult following, a significant portion of which love sharing around conspiracy theories that he's actually a serial killer who faked his own death and started fresh with a new identity (no one seriously believes this)

becoming a sheep herder (it's the closest thing to a modern-day cowboy he can get. he gets to wear the hat and everything)

moving to hollywood and becoming an actor under the pseudonym jensen ackles

becoming a successful writer purely to spite chuck, outselling the supernatural series easily and receiving rave reviews for his refreshing style and devastating depictions of childhood trauma and breaking the cycle of abuse

building a space ship and searching the galaxy for intelligent life

literally anything other than what happened on the show

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[kaijuno]

March 24, 2023, at 2:07 p.m. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Walter C. Cole, better known as the iconic drag queen who performed for decades as Darcelle XV, has died of natural causes in Portland, Oregon.

[whiskeyote]

Cry because she’s gone. But please also happy cry because she made it to 92. I am so glad, in a sense, to be mourning a queer elder who actually got to be an elder. This is a success story as told by an entire, whole, complete human lifetime. Rest in peace, Darcelle. I can’t imagine the struggles you have seen, the oppression you have overcome, and the life experience you’re taking with you to the other side. We love you. And we are so glad you made it to 92.

[yetanotherknitter]

ok, yyh rewatch, my headcanon is that Genkai didn't tell Kaito that Kurama's an ancient fox demon in a human suit

mainly because the idea of Kaito finding out, like, a week later that Kurama was 1000% serious with his "I'll show you pain" speech and the only reason he didn't jump straight to Plan Torture and Murder was because he's technically still on probation and playing the game was less of a bother than spirit world paperwork, is so fucking funny to me

[alloralang]

GOOD LORD!!!

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[yuyuconfessions]

[landofanimes]

Yu Yu Hakusho Behind the scenes

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[sunblocklesbian]

Snetzels. 🐌🐌🐌

[alloralang]

How dare you...!

[jacine-the-queen]

Transphobes can die mad 🤷🏻

[weirdqueeraltkid-deactivated202]

reblog to make a transphobe die mad 

[spacingout]

Reblog to make a trans woman smile

[richardiancox]

Do you think Inuyasha will forgive Kagome if she cheated on him with Koga? Let's say the cheating was purely physical and not emotional.

I think Inuyasha is a modern man (ironically) and open enough to be cool which his lady stepping out from time to time . . .

The question is, why on earth would she pick Koga?

I mean on account of the fleas . . .

[alloralang]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[silentassassin21]

[fashion-runways]

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[verymaudlin]

alternative clothing stores that aren’t dollskill or kill star (PLUS SIZE FRIENDLY)

Trash Queen (great plus size clothes AND cool accessories)

Sourpuss Clothes (great plus size dresses)

Rebels Market (not super plus size friendly, but do have sizes up to 2XL, great accessories and shoes though)

Tragic Beautiful (sizes up to 4XL, beware some Killstar stuff is sold on there)

Unique Vintage (many many plus size options, perfect for 50s inspired goth/punk looks)

Unif Clothing (not super plus size friendly but they do have L and XL, great shoes and accessories though)

Angry Young and Poor (punk-ish clothes, good plus size options)

Yesstyle (terrible/nonexistent plus size options but amazing Korean/Japanese beauty products and amazing lolita wigs)

BlackMeoww (clothes up to 3XL, great accessories)

Punk Rave (plus size options vary)

Disturbia (British company with sizes going up to American size 16, i think?)

Berserk (Australian company. decent plus size options, as well as accessories and beauty products)

Creepy Co (horror/creepy themed shirts and buttons with a good diversity of sizes)

Kreepsville 666 (sizes usually go up to 3X, and great accessories)

Gloomth (incredible gothic/lolita/weirdgirl fashion that runs up to 5XL, but I bet you can ask Taeden (owner) to custom make to your sizes. I have 3 gloomth dresses that I wear ALL THE TIME. totally worth their price.)

Kinky Angel (yes this is intended to be ~sexy kinky clothes~ but we all know that aesthetic intersects with alt/goth aesthetic a LOT. sizes go up to 4X)

Devil Inspired  (the clothes aren’t plus size friendly but the accessories and shoes are so delicious it’s worth a look)

Atomic Cherry (good plus size options!)

In Control Clothing (plus size kawaii clothes)

NastyGem (no clothes but reasonably priced alt accessories)

Also Threadless has good dark tees!

Also Etsy has amazing alt-clothing vendors that do custom sizes and cater to plus size people!

Also let me know if you’ve heard bad things about any of these websites, I will reblog with corrections! Feel free to add any you know of as well!

[verymaudlin]

Hey I’m going to drop the names of some alt and plus size friendly Etsy shops:

missOctopie (cute spooky kawaii clothes that go up to 3XL ((which means something different in every store so you just have to check)))

Later Operator  not clothes but really fun jewelry

Nemons cool dark tees that go up to 2XL in unisex which is 52″ in chest, 46″ in waist.

Gobbolino again not clothes but they’re worth putting on there for their truly outlandish accessories.

KawaiiDressShop which has tons of cute lolita-esque dresses that go up to 5XL

Narcissique Couture does custom sizing on all their clothes

InkedStaind cool goth dresses that go up to 4XL

SophieandHerStore really decadent cool goth accessories like elizabethan standing collars

VrolokClothing a neat goth store that goes up to 3XL in its sizing

I can also do a whole thread on decent plus size/custom lingerie options on Etsy, if anyone’s interested.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

so after a couple days of scrolling through old social registers from the 1910s and 1920s, i think i have finally amassed the ultimate list of utterly insane old money names. i am going to use every single one of these as an alias in one way or another, starting with marmaduke corbyn and miss elinor vandegrift

[copperbadge]

This is the most delightfullz zany list of names imaginable. When I inevitably go on the run I shall travel under the name Talbot Olyphant. 

[petermorwood]

These are hilarious, and they also show why British writers of the early 20th century - Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, E. Phillips Oppenheim, William Le Queux etc. - gave their American characters names like Washington X. Bumbershoot III or Lobstetter Van Newberg Jr.

(Not that those three had any right to chuck stones about names, though Plum Wodehouse, a most amiable old bean without a vicious bone in his body, had more comedic justification than most…)

For a long time I thought such names were nothing but mockery, and indeed there might be an air of that, because no matter how wealthy the US Social Register might be, its new money was a Johnny-Come-Lately compared to the generations of class and lineage in “Debrett’s Peerage”.

Even treble-barrelled Social Register names were considered a paltry transatlantic attempt to match the grandeur (?) of something like Merrivale Montague Willoughby ffortescue-ffanshaw, who could probably hear if his name was mis-spoken with single uppercase ‘F’s.

Though it was probably pronounced Furshey-Funshey, or fufurshey-fufunshey, or perhaps Pharts-Phreely.

(After all, you’re looking at a naming convention - or unconvention - where among other examples Cholmondeley is Chumley, Featherstonehaugh is Fanshaw,  Beauchamp is Beechum, Godmanchester is Gumstur, Mousehole is Mowzel, Magdalen is Mawdlin and Caius is Keys.)

The general public wasn’t yet aware of how much the First World Wars and its aftermath had left Peerage members strapped for cash; England’s nobility and gentry were now far more inclined to marry American nouveau-riche money than laugh at its pretensions.

However until I read @kendallroy‘s compilation, I had no idea that those oddly-named fictional American characters, and Marx Brothers comedy names like Hugo Z. Hackenbush and Wolf J. Flywheel, had a solid grounding in reality.

So today I have learned a New Thing (pronounced Noyzen), and that’s a Good Thing (pronounced Guttink).

Probably. :-)

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Here are some current British and several Irish names compiled from a couple of articles in “The Awl” (now defunct); they favour hyphens more than treble-barrels, but the effect is much the same…

[datshq]

YYH screencap collection: rough boys being soft with each other