[oldmanpeace]

[lilsugarbush]

[ftcreature]

A very good hoverfrog 🐸

[alltheirglory]

Me and my roommates boyfriend always get asked if we’re related. We’re not but we pretend to be.

[sixpenceee]

Make sure to make your snowmen extra spooky and weird this winter!

[in-vane-we-trust]

This is terrifying.

[daily-bad-jokes]

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

[daily-bad-jokes]

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

[meckamecha]

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

[its-going-down]

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Beverly!!

[canklequeen-deactivated20120513]

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

[pregnat4-deactivated20120703]

i am the 1%

[faithlehanemademegay]

dumbass you mean 0.1%

[awkward-elevator]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

My mood every payday

[humorblr]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[ohshitthisbloghasothercolors]

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

[teaberryblue]

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

[salty-red-mage]

[ufowiki-deactivated20200824]

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

[wildbillnye]

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

[cocksmasher69]

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

[celtyradfem]

Every line had me screaming

[kissthefurr]

[f-a-u-n-a]

C L E E T U S

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[autumngracy]

WHAT a goddamn mood

[gahdamnpunk]

A mood.