Just Add Water

Hi I'm Andy | 22 | she/her

[greelin]

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

[inactive-339944]

[writing-prompt-s]

You died today, but instead of hell or heaven you’re in a small room with a five year old girl who casually invites you over for her tea party only then do you realize that you’re now her imaginary friend

[funnytwittertweets]

[doccywhomst]

[thecollectibles]

Pixel Art by Forheksed

[pokemon-personalities]

oh to be a little hoppip with a little basket

[memewhore]

[time-traveling-fetus]

[time-traveling-fetus]

Favorite thing about this post is people with no context whatsoever are equally as excited as people who know

[fluentisonus]

notes apps are like:

carrots

yoghurt

bread

history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??

flour

meds

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[anarcho-smarmyism]

[lisaminnci]

We are but wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent wind.

Over the Garden Wall (2014) 🍁🍂🎃🍂🍁

[memewhore]

[pluralwizard]

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

[catgirl-kaiju]

Did I do it right?

[pluralwizard]

You did it perfectly.

[thitkoh]

@lipid

[lelouch]

[lelouch]

[darngoodmead]

[jackslenderman]

[montereybayaquarium]

[femmepathy]

[bimbogollum]

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[angelinestprim]

This absolute disgrace…

[bisexualprivilege]

[danisontnonfire]

[anxietyproblem]

[kashimo]

[uranium]

reminds me of this screenshot that i repeatedly sent to my girlfriend while she was in the psych ward