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deepseasmetro

do u smoke weed

yes, one some kind of regular basis (no matter how frequent)

yea but like maybe a few times a year or whatever

umm i dont SMOKE (eyeroll) i take EDIBLES. or whatever

no but i plan to someday when im older/richer/cooler/move out/etc

not *anymore* on account of the horrors

no THC for me thank you very much :)

Voting ended onAug 5

#no i dont like the smell

slept thru my alarm yesterday so i turned the volume on it up and guess what. slept thru it again. even worse this time.

ladydemonade

Had to genderbend Angron for bisexual purposes.

#yeahg.#im gonna put angron on estrogen

a-mink-i-think

if you were some kind of aquatic creature, would you be:

freshwater

saltwater

Voting ended onApr 11

please elaborate in the tags!! i want to know your thinking!!

#freshwater bc the ocean wants to kill me

syberfab

So anon asked for D1 for this drawing meme and I couldn’t get this out of my head so here is yet more wh30k comic nonsense (I continue to add to Angron’s suffering) bonus:

#do i play warhammer? no. do i enjoy warhammer lore? yes.#i like angron i want to put him on a little pillow

higgsbison

they're besties to me

#forget if ive reblogged this one yet but. got into whammer lore. love these two #i fully believe ghaz has his armor modified JUST IN CASE yarrick ever wants to climb up

uppn reflection, i think the funniest thing that could possibly happen to the internet is if war thunder started adding wk40k vehicles and ships

#the fighting would never stop and would consume every part of the internet

>watches a warhammer video

>decides to go into the comments for more context

oh. oh no.

#wow! you're all horrible in here!#jesus christ! what the fuck?#all the comments on these videos are like 'women are disgusting and why did they have to make this one black and in charge'#buddy its not 'lore inaccurate' you're just being sexist and racist

stitchy-face

And what if I was a horseshoe crab. What then.

#you would give very secure feeling hugs if you were a horseshoe crab i think

opened an ancient cryptosleep casket and 10 (neutral) megascarabs came out so now i have 10 pet megascarabs i guess

#none of the ancient soldiers were hostile so none of them got squished #im gonna train all the scarabs to attack #go my scarabs

linguistness

No, actually, i want cables and not bluetooth, i don't want touchscreens, i want buttons and knobs, i want to be able to take the battery out of my phone, i want to charge my phone and plug in head phones at the same time, i want a cd drive in my laptop and not have to buy an external drive, i want a car without a display, i want to turn on the lights with a switch not with my voice, i want to have a paper cinema ticket not a QR code, i want to listen to illegally burned music on a 00s cd player, i want to watch movies that i actually own, i want to read news once a day on paper, i want to aimlessly flick through magazines and not doomscroll on social media, i want to write emails and not talk to chatbots, i want to own stuff without hundreds of digital subscriptions, i want

#i need a corded mouse because when i knock it off the desk i can fish it back up with the cord #i need earbuds with cords so i dont fucking lose them #i need the cables. bring back the cables.

butchhatred

how much do you wear your glasses

i pretty much never wear them

i wear them infrequently, only if i really need to

it's 50-50

i wear them frequently, i pretty much only stop wearing them in my home

i need them 24/7

other

my eyes are naked

Voting ended onJan 13

Edit: also applies to contacts btw

#glasses come off for when im In Bed for the day (being physically in bed not required)#and on a few occasions at work when the fuckshit makes it Glasses Off Time

fulminata2

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.

auckie

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

plasmalogical

signal boost

friends-fam-fiends-hellothere

This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!