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Chuck is taking a stand

how to have soft hair: so you know the part of the shower you spend staring into the indeterminable void, so far gone into nothingness that you almost expect it to reply, fully aware of the improbability of our continued existence, dazzled and terrified by the otherworldly creatures moving in a plane beyond ours, wondering if you’re imagining the black claws closing in around you? you put the conditioner in your hair before that

And now, the weather

Iconic

Damn

surprisebitch

thats the kind of danger i wanna be in

marmoraskeith

I heard vine compilations were a thing

firefliesandacorns

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

noella-bella

@leatardian milk girl

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little-vvitch

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

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2016 U OWE ME

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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway