i'm here, i'm queer, and i can't rhyme

hi I'm au(gus)t. 23. he/they. libra. this blog has no particular theme, I just reblog stuff that I like.

[todaysbird]

Today's bird(s) are the mourning doves nesting on my front porch

[babyanimalgifs]

My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

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[william-snekspeare]

oh my god

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[prisonhannibal]

adhd is literally just that thing where you procrastinate getting into the shower but then when you’re in the shower you dont wanna get out. but permanently

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[ranger52enroute-deactivated2023]

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

today I had a dream that there was a species of deer called “ice deer” and every winter they’d travel up North and have their babies in a frozen cavern and the babies would be sort of comatose in the cold, and then the deer would leave the babies there and migrate South until spring, and just before the first thaw, they’d go back up North and find their babies and wait for them to thaw out and wake up and they’d nurse them.

But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.

So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.

So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.

And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”

and I was like dang I know but the Ice Deer need us right now so, someone’s gotta do it? And it just became a thing I did.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl messaging me like “I thought this was real for a minute”:

[cynegrim]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

: O !!!!!!!!

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt

[uraliengf-deactivated20160703]

brazilian kids playing jump rope with homeless dog (◠‿◠✿) ･:*:･。.

[skygenders]

…listen….is that the same dog from this meme

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

@ohbonelessworm

[zahnegott]

national goodboy of brazil

[artgirllullaby]

I would vote him to president without a second thought

[justcatposts]

What if the bunnies started walking like the cat… (@mallowandstorm)

[sosuperawesome]

Plush Moths

Semechka Workshop on Etsy

[nsfwhorehees-deactivated2020051]

@rabidthings

[adonischildsupportcase]

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly everyone on Instagram can go homemade Will Smith is all that matters now.

[queenstravelingdarling]

“This feels stupid” 😂😂😂😂

[darkislovelyyyy]

He’s such a dad, ugh I love it

[d1s-gus-t1ng]

Username changed from augu5tofwind to d1s-gus-t1ng

[babyanimalgifs]

dancing in the car with your best friend

[mockwa]

[eroscestlavie]

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

[thecheesyllama]

[louceph]

[parakeet]

“Although it swims like a duck, the American Coot does not have webbed feet like a duck. Instead, each one of the coot’s long toes has broad lobes of skin that help it kick through the water. The broad lobes fold back each time the bird lifts its foot, so it doesn’t impede walking on dry land, though it supports the bird’s weight on mucky ground.”

big ‘what are those’ vibes from these boys

x | x

[flagellant]

That’s not actually an American Coot, that’s a Eurasian Coot, though they both have similar feet anatomically.

Y'all want what are those vibes just wait til you see Jacanas.

[sophiecale]

Dinosaurs. All of them.

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

What in fresh hell.

[dryingoutmymind]

Him feet too feet