Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Show & Tell
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie
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cherry valley forever
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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almost home
will byers stan first human second
shark vs the universe
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@alluringeternity
Crystal Tip of the Day
If you live in Australia, cane toads provide a renewable, Earth-friendly source of toadstones. Just remember, you can never have enough toads!
In fact, why not ensure Australia will never run out? Consider operating an underground toad-breeding facility!
the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown
Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown
Prelude to an ass kicking
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
oh ok
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)
"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game
some advice for people entering their 20s:
-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
-get regular oil changes
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
I really like The Apothecary Diaries, so here's Maomao for your dash.
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw
This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.
I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!
Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well
My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.
wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5
HOW THE FUCK
Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.
It's not that funny it's not that funny
ok was rewatching the apothecary diaries again and noticed something crazy i haven't seen anyone talking about yet
so in the episode "the new pure consort" (s1ep14) loulan is introduced right, and the colors are really muted, like so:
in contrast, here's what a similar shot looks like in regular color
and here's what that same shot looks like when put through a red/green colorblind filter:
in fact, the only red and green we get during loulan's introduction are her eyes and accessories
anyway really cool detail i noticed and wanted to share cause i was losing my shit but my friends had never seen the show so i couldn't say anything lol
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the most beautiful girl in the world
