a lifetime in repeat

too old for tumblr probably

[softest-archive-deactivated2023]

i am a lover, with or without a lover

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[phantombranches]

Terry Crews

[cottagecori]

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

[tacotearss]

john cena

[tinymoose]

Bob Ross

Mr. Rogers

[ace-of-moons]

I made a handy diagram

[deathgripspussy]

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

[s3xmage]

Mulan

[deathgripspussy]

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[zelda-miku]

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

[bob-belcher]

[melonmemes]

[princesconsuela]

[bryancroidragon]

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

[purpleheroine]

That’s even better

[ithelpstodream]

[ifunanyaa]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

She got a point

[allykokay]

me growing up: I don't understand how an empire like Rome with so many resources and such a clear advantage could tear itself apart, it just seems unlikely

me watching the 2016 election cycle: oh

[treygotguap]

[scorpiosagvenus-deactivated2018]

[twentydun]

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

[allykokay]

@assandadjectives

[hijerking]

who’s gonna tell this straighty….

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Tomorrow, the last “90s Kid” will become an adult.

[myprerogative15]

The recording studio of longtime Britney Spears producer/songwriter Max Martin

[superpagangirl]

put this in the MoMA

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy