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lmaonade

idea i had

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gorps

niuniente

(x)

unclefather

brattylikestoeat

I’ve talked to the ocean. She said everything will be ok.

teathattast

wherefore-whinnies

[ID: Edit of the "bro visited his friend" meme. A picture of Descartes is edited in over the person on the left. He is saying, "I think-". The person on the right interrupting him says, "bro is". /End ID]

virgoprivilege

the bravest person in the world

shamebanduk

im obsessed with her

socialmaya

tom-spanks

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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b0nkcreat

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

alice-moran

How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:

Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!

Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.

You’re welcome.

alice-moran

Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:

Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.

alice-moran

Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.

Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.

heyyy-its-j

I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC

deducecanoe-deactivated20161213

This is an amazing tool.

tabletop-rpgs

Next time I need an RPG character name I’ll be using the Chubby Bunny method.

greelin

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

kontextmaschine

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"