I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images
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I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images
literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family
....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?
i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise
Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?
oh honey they are fully dead
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder
Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone
Toph: I can do it.
Aang:
Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met
Aang:
Sokka:
Katara:
Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too
Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!
Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.
Katara:
Aang:
Sokka:
Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.
Toph: ….did you guys not know you were killing people?
Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right
Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!
Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already
Katara:
Sokka:
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*
[Aang looks to all the other Avatars]
[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]
Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is
It’s an earthbender thing
aang: Oh wisdom of Avatars past, advise me on how to defeat Ozai
kiyoshi: sometimes you gotta murder a bitch, kid. don’t know what else to tell you
aang:
aang: can I talk to a different ancestor please? maybe one not so down with murder?
For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS
gay people heading to brunch
same picture
Same pic
Someone pointed out that the font on the government's letter about the quarantine looked familiar, and now I can't stop thinking about it.
If I may add, from a viral Facebook post:
This is a baby asking this to other babies
whom im saving when the race war starts
Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must’ve been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn’t you want that? What if we could make that happen.
OP is gonna cut the power grid
I was discussing that “Pennywise ends up in Derry, Ireland instead of Derry, Maine” post with my husband, and he was saying that the Derry Girls wouldn’t even set out to defeat Pennywise. The “A” plot would be that Erin lost her mother’s necklace down the drain and they have to go into the sewers to get it, and the fact that there’s a killer clown down there that they have to fight is second to what Erin’s mother will do if they don’t find her necklace.
how men b looking at you while revving their engine
Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
ayy ayy new project
it's britney, bitch
this look was inspired by the amazing Ms. Gardenko from the iconic 2001 masterpiece Spy Kids
a bit lost in the sauce
Rapunzel got nothing in me but Francis of Assisi might
aaaahhh thid seemed way easier on pictures
all rite this could work
walk walk fashion baby
and they were roommates
oh my god they were roommates
I let them eat cake
guess it was time to get half-decent
I don't know if the corset is really necessary for the silhouette with my body but I sure look hot af in it and more like a proper lady too🔥
step aside kim k I'm the new white bitch with artifical curves
juuuuust a little more volume and a few layers before the actual dress
a few more lines of ruffles some bows a proper waistband and we're done with the first visible part of the dress
the next layer will finally be the dress
also this is like that always ad from like 10 years ago
we've got sleeves that actually fit :')
this might be the point when I have to start planning ahead and not just using the "fuck it this might work" method
and then I didn't
this almost looks like a dress
I still have no idea what I'm doing
it really bugged me so i altered the pocket hoops, got rid of the bottom petticoat and adjusted the top petticoat and the silhouette is like a thousand times better now
yeah so this thing on the back is called a sack back and yes this is funny bc balls
almost done, I even covered my nipples
I need shoes
these didn't came out the prettiest but this is the end of the sentence
I mean it already was a great look but some self awareness sure adds to the drama, don't you think darling?
A LEGEND, COMPLETED
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