[buckykingofmemes]

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

[almightyalmighty]

I can’t even say that much most days.

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[almightyalmighty]

This would have been helpful earlier this week when my coolant was leaking, though I didn’t wind up seeing any smoke.

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[hither2]

this is the most obvious headline i’ve ever read

[whenwillwoodyallendie]

[gad-riel]

Yet 👀

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[almightyalmighty]

Yahoo predicted all of this, but they couldn’t predict the deterioration of their own company.

[kailysander]

[house-of-crows]

@thegodthief

[catchymemes]

[kawaikittens]

[e-grrl]

Calamary

[gladiatoroftheorists]

@almightyalmighty

[almightyalmighty]

Seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

@valkyrie-actual

[almightyalmighty]

[dagazspy-log-deactivated2020020]

[catsbeaversandducks]

KITBULL FOR SALE

“I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it’s a cat but it’s built like a Pitbull anyways.”

Via George McEwen - LADbible

[cyrodiil-burns]

UNIT

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

@the-laissez-fairest-of-them-all

[the-laissez-fairest-of-them-all]

I have mixed feelings about this. I think I need a hug.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Just love it

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[historyoftheancientworld]

A spectacular aerial view of the expansive ruins of the Roman military colony of Timgad (Batna), Algeria. The landmarks which are prominent in this image are the magnificent triumphal Arch of Trajan, ca. 100 AD and the well-preserved ancient theater. (Photo: Geo Steinmetz/John Trikeriotis). .

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[puttingthevigilinvigilantism]

When You Try to Fight Omens With Technology

[hobospice32]

Quothe the raven, weeeeeee!

[gunshub]

[unclebeanbag]

Ave nex alea

[almightyalmighty]

Saluto nex alea

[paininmyassachusetts]

is there a term for someone who accepts the values a religion teaches but doesnt believe the supernatural?

I have no idea

[unclebeanbag]

Jack. 

I’m a Jack Mormon. I accept the values of the religion but not the gospel or the connection with God. I hold to the Mormon values for the most part with a couple exceptions but I also don’t feel that I should be part of the church because those exceptions would make me a hypocrite if I went to church and claimed to be pious. I’ve also never been religious or felt any connection with God. 

So the term you’re looking for is Jack. Jack Catholic, Jack Mormon, Jack Baptist and so on. 

[almightyalmighty]

This kind of reminds me of one aspect of Sikhism, Sahajdari.  It translates to “slow adopter,” and refers to someone who respects the tenets of Sikhism, but has not taken the full sacred vows and does not carry the 5 physical symbols all Sikhs must carry.  Basically, it’s considered worse to take the vows and break them than it is to never take the vows and just live as good a life as possible.  To my knowledge, most Sikhs are understanding that the full vows and tenets that they live by are pretty demanding, and not everyone is able to abide by them fully, either due to other cultural obligations or just because “Hey, I don’t have the willpower to wake up every morning at 5 AM for prayer.”  Because they know it’s demanding, being Sahajdari and just living as close to the tenets as possible is still considered valid, though it’s usually meant that you intend to take the vows eventually, you’re just not there yet.

As a note, I’m not Sikh, this is all knowledge of Sikhism I gained from a few years of studying under some very devout Sikhs, so if anyone wants to correct me on anything I said, please feel free.

[almightyalmighty]

I was not ready for this.