I Belong in the Service of the Queen (Bees)

Guten Tag! Broon or Aurelia.

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[mousegirlheart]

What is the charge? Smeeking a flower? A succulent smeeking flower?

[mammalidentifier]

Honey possum (Tarsipes rostratus), also known as noolbenger. Honey possums are specialized in eating nectar and pollen directly from flowers, hence the long snouts! They’re like little mammalian hummingbirds.

[pharma-tard]

always jarring when people still use this site for its intended purpose, which is apparently fandom blogging, when really it's a dating app where you can start beef with strangers

[monidoll]

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[yellowpoet]

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[natequarter]

[ID: three shades of yellow and orange, followed by the same colours in a gradient. /end ID]

[yaoiblackmold]

I was enjoying the gradient until I read the image ID and realised I'm not seeing the correct gradients

[explicitlyrics]

Im getting emotional about this korean man who speaks in such poetic english

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

yeeuuuppp thats me. i bet you want to pet me and feed me little crickets. but guess what. please do that

[mammalidentifier]

Ringtail (Bassariscus astutus). Also commonly referred to as ringtail cats, ringtails are actually not closely related to felids at all. Instead, they’re members of the Procyonidae family, along with animals such as raccoons and coatis.

[most-precious-garbage]

[gladiochud]

[roastie]

people on tumblr are really weird

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[marshals-2]

Every year should be the year of every animal. We shouldn't play favourites. Happy horse though

[hann4hkur]

hi so cute, little mandarin elephant