[paulsonlove]

I like a good payback

She tried, she really did

[indiesoul96]

I can’t express how much I love this woman

[cloudfreed]

Shouldn’t have warned her. Rookie mistake

[petewave]

waiting for a package to arrive…..

[petewave]

it arrived after I posted that !!!

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[eyeballs-for-sale]

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

[sexycraisinthanos]

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

[golfgalaxy]

[pirateprincess714]

Foggy Nelson + text posts

[mysharona1987]

[nocountryforlesbians]

assigned goth at birth

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[iamnotop]

No no, it’s okay. Surely it’s just some kind of weird consensual thing? Because there’s a scene later where Mr. Mime is resting his hand on Ash’s mom’s thigh. Clearly they’re together and he just enjoys this.

[demonius-darkblade]

THAT MAKES THIS WORSE

[catchymemes]

[intentionallylostinspace]

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[loblawdogblog]

[endless-puppies]

Puppy bundle!

[princesstigerbelle]

The invasion

[approach]

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[newyorkcityhomo]

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

[fourglasseyes]

[powai-blog]

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

[thefoxofknowledge-deactivated20]

Peace And Balance

[korrcsami]

#rip mako