AloeveraBagel

I mostly just reblog, but sometimes I'm funny!!! they/them - 20 - kiwi

[aloeverabagel]

Yo! Just a quick general about me and that all my own posts are under the #textpost on this account :))

I just reblog whatever I feel and post whatever I feel!

Art acc: @scuttlingbagel (the same on Cara) ((I mostly just repost art on Tumblr))

Game brainworms: Undertale, Pokemon, Detroit become human, stardew valley, Animal crossing, Ace Attorney, Goat Simulator 3, No Man's Sky

Show brainworms: one piece, demon slayer, studio Ghibli(specifically Totoro), banana fish, Voltron( we ignore season 7+), the promised neverland, wind breaker, Project hail mary

(and more of course, but these are the main bastards)

Have a good day! ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

[bgm05]

[gorsho444]

The real Themis.

[maalidoesart]

run

[kerink]

i can't stop thinking about this part from the eridian lore bible

the biodome team watching grace get up in the middle of the night and easily navigate his hut without turning any lights on:

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[tiredragedemon]

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

[gay--dog]

punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt

[gay--dog]

❓

[ozz-ball]

this is so fucking funny tears in my cracker eyes

[ozz-ball]

THEY JUST DO THIS TO EVERY POST

[beetleandfox]

watching grace & rocky & adrian hang out inside the biodome must be the eridian equivalent of when you go to the aquarium and see the trainers chilling in the sea lion exhibit

[desire-mona]

seriously one of my fav rocky fanart tendencies is when he just looks like this

[lutheban]

Dr Ryland grace: *comes back to earth and is revealed to have been alive just living on erid for the past like 40 years*

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[donabene]

i really love a lot of the comments on the phm subreddit

(canon typical discussion of suicide methods at the link)

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[kayoi1234]

Ryland Grace in just his boxers, on the floor, white board marker in hand as he's labeling bones in his body and telling Rocky what they are and how fucked he'd be if they broke: ...yeah so this one is my femur and if that one breaks that's gonna take 4 - 6 months and I basically can't walk for most of it.

Rocky, texture reader in one hand, watching all this in horrified silence:

[crabussy]

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

[crabussy]

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

[crabussy]

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

[crabussy]

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Did you just fucking compare me to a block of cheese

[crabussy]

yes. adds you to my pasta sauce

[crabussy]

I also compared you to scrambled eggs. you could be a balanced meal and that's okay

[leolaroot]

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

[missroserose]

[leolaroot]

lets all click on the source of the gif

[cilceon]