she will do anything she wants to do.

[cherrylusstuff]

remus lupin came back after summer in fifth year 3 inches taller, with messy curls that had grown out of his old haircut, a new scar crossing his lip, and a deep voice so soothing that sirius had no choice but to admit he was, without a doubt, helplessly gay.

[storyparrot]

Jegulus don't argue.

Regulus speaks french and James gets horny.

[someone-who-kin-james]

Baby Harry, pointing at James: Papa

Regulus: Yes sweetheart, very good!

Baby Harey, pointing at Regulus: Dada

James: YOU ARE SO BRILLIANT OH MERLIN I HAVE THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHILD-

Baby Harry, pointing at Remus: Fuck!

Regulus: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU LUPIN!

Sirius: LANGUAGE! I doubt that you know BUT there is a BABY!

Regulus: No I doubt that YOU and YOUR HUSBAND know that THERE IS A BABY!

James, clearly enjoying the drama between these three: So, you're gonna run or something?

Remus: Yeah, totally gonna do that, bye

Baby Harry: Fuck!

Regulus: I'm gonna be a MURDERER

[alwaystightrope]

[dazzlemebaby]

James: What’s TikTok?

Barty: A place where Gen Z thirsts over murderers and white boys in eyeliner.

James: ...So, me?

Barty: No.

James: …Regulus?

Barty: [deep sigh] Unfortunately, yes.

[camisadoes]

what happens when james is in charge of the prank

im just realizing i forgot remus’s scars whats wrong with me

[dazzlemebaby]

James: If a handsome man disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Regulus: Maybe you should have some principles.

James: You’re right. Maybe I should.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Based on how he was raised I imagine Regulus is always covered in 2 layers at least if not 3-4. and Based on their friendship dynamic I think Barty would make ‘he’s naked!’ Jokes when Regulus so much as wear shorter socks that show a bit as he walks.

Regulus: *loosens his tie and undoes his collar after an extra long day at classes*

Barty: okay whore

[noblehouseofgay]

Sirius, going on a rampage because someone hexed his hair off:

Regulus: he's bald! He's bald and he's torturing people who have hair!

[foreverinelysian]

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[lucychanart]

Az reaching nirvana squeezing thighs 🧎🏻‍♀️

[forthestarsx]

remus is the possessive one, and sirius is the jealous one

evan is the possessive one, and barty is the jealous one

regulus is both and james is just A Simp ™

[deswhomst]

barty was in denial about regulus’ death for the longest time. no one could get him to accept that it had happened. and barty tried to find him by any means possible because “regulus wouldn’t leave without telling me”

[alwaystightrope]

oh 5sosfam you'll always be famous for this 🙂‍↕️

[managone16]

Regulus Being drunk part 1000000: Sirius: Reggie, what the fuck. Regulus, drunk: *giggling* HI SIRI!! Sirius: I leave for 1 HOUR AND YOU- WITH JAMES- James, nervously: Well, Reg wanted to- Sirius: You know what?-*sighs* I can't deal with this. Sirius: I'm going to Moony's. Regulus, scoffing: Of course, go and shag your fucking boyfriend. Sirius: AT LEAST I'M DOING IT IN HIS HOUSE.

[applecinnamonpies]

james getting so drunk at his own wedding that he proposes to regulus (they just got married, they’re at their wedding)

[polarisingdaydream]

Pandora: You know I ate a cucumber earlier, that’s why the air is so salty, if only the ground wasn’t touching the sky we could have jelly

Barty and Evan nodding along unfazed

Peter who’s new here: Huh

Dorcas: You get used to it, it actually starts to make sense after a while

Regulus: She’s basically saying she wants to go for a swim in the lake but it’s cold