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[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[halybs]

at the start of a frontline match… …. and by the end of a frontline match :)

[la-laborista-republiko]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[brunhiddensmusings]

hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots

[verpine95]

The person who said that quote now goes by Abigail Thorn btw!

[kipplekipple]

Oooo love that for her!

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

He’s literally worse than the joker

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

[meme-quern]

[maswartz]

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[localstarboy]

[estrxlla]

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

[patrickdiomedes]

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

[marinella-ela]

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[nonhumanmeans]

Just another day where I don't have any wings and that's a real damn shame.

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[thebelchers]

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Something something intricate rituals

[aleisol]