ivan, probably

it/he 🏳️‍⚧️ | adult, disabled | professional hanzo lover and baptiste lover and omg dutch van der linde loverrrrrrr

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hi I'm ivan

it/he pls

Tbh you can also call me iggy/ignacy idc lol (feel the might of a transmasc choosing their second name, feel it)

Interests (some special, some not. Fuck around and find out): linguistics, overwatch, rdr2, slime rancher, Polish dubbing scene

Feel free to ask about any of em. Do i know shit? Lmao no you'd wish. But feel free

I do art sometimes. It'll be under [#ivan's art]. Not much, but hey, i like it! =^^=

THERE WILL BE POLISH POSTS IN HERE AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL THEY DESERVE TO BE HERE

THERE ARE UNTAGGED SPOILERS ON THIS BLOG. THERE ARE NO GODS DOWN HERE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR FUCKING OWN <3

[mawofthemagnetar]

Why do I need to post my woodturning on fucking instagram in order to sell my stuff at a local craft market. What the actual turbofuck.

[mawofthemagnetar]

what is the craft world's obsession with instagram. what is the art world's obsession with instagram. Am I the only one who remembers that instagram is owned by fucking facebook? Am I chugging crazy pills?

Just let me sell my shit oh my god why do I have to have a digital footprint linked to my actual fucking name. I am going to throw a solid maple bowl blank through your windows

[fluffingston]

a cock ring can be a full outfit

[cowboysoupbowl]

my body hcs for the rdr2 guys (based half on in-game models and half on vibes)

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[uncooked-glass]

Mumbo's new video has a bunch of little easter eggs on his title cards and the Grumbot one caught my eye

I popped it into a binary translator and guys this says "I miss my dads" 😭😭

[meeloistrying]

Agent Freja Skov & Gefn.

finally finished the freja portraits, tried changing bits of her design on the lastest one, consistency isn't my forte so it might change again if i ever decide to draw a fullbody for her, i'm experimenting along the way haha!

I do want to make some for emre as well, eventually!

[etchif]

I don't like it when people say "if you say you can't cook what you really can't do is read instructions" because that really does not apply to something like cooking where most recipes are filled with instructions like "add a pinch" "boil until done" "cook at medium heat", which are things that require experience to understand correctly

[shrubdrawsalot]

mr photography

[whyyaxis]

older brother woes (theyre so annoying /affectionate)

[vexcathedral]

Hot Guide

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[friedsaturn]

perhaps I haven't posted this here yet?

[sunderwight]

The thing about the destiel news meme is that I actually think it's great.

It does let you know that something has gone on in the world. But it's such a short format that it could never even pretend to give you all the relevant information about that thing. It usually provides less detail than the average headline, so it's not actually reporting, it's more like shouting a head's up across a crowded room. Still lets you know that something has happened though.

The very fact that it's a goofy and irreverent fandom meme also serves as a perpetual reminder that using social media to get news is a bad idea. Now that you know something has occurred, go read an actual article from a real source to verify it and get the details. It's an alert system with a format that never lets you forget that alerts are not articles, and that this website is not beholden to any kind of journalistic integrity.

I love it, the comments on destiel news memes are almost always full of people saying that they saw it and then rushed off to go verify the news with a reputable source. Do you know how often more "serious" format news stuff on this site just leaves people complacently certain that they've been given accurate info? Way too often. I wish half as many of those news updates had people commenting that they left tumblr to go double check it.

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[hellsitegenetics]

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[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR