Future Cryptid

Nothing of good will come from me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[hotvampireadjacent]

@god please let Mexico beat the white devils at the World Cup tonight

@god please let Mexico beat the white devils at the World Cup tonight

@god please let Mexico beat the white devils at the World Cup tonight

@god please let Mexico beat the white devils at the World Cup tonight

[geekysteven]

[adhdworldbuilder]

This is exceptionally accurate

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[annarcana]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[geekysteven]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[cosmonautroger]

[jarnt8]

[dehydratedbunny]

[birdwatchy-standaround]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

[phaeton-flier]

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

[fruitpeels]

Got distracted. Saw a cool bug

[antique-scarecrow]

I'm sorry how fucken old do u hafta be to be *predynastic EGYPTIAN*

[smegorl]

A little over 5 thousand years.

[niuniente]

Hieronymus is a first person shooter game where you explore the world of Hieronymus Bosch's paintings. Currently in development by Hurdy-Gurdy Games.

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[whitakersssmullet]

watching the langdon/dennis scene is so funny knowing that langdon is probably completely unaware that dennis is trinity's roommate. like bro don't try to be all buddy-buddy with him the dude literally resides in the home of your #1 hater