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Team Natasha || Hufflepuff || High King of the northern skies || The tail end must revolt! || Team Peeta || MY CATO AND CLOVE || NOBODY BELONGS ON A PEDESTAL!! Rgcu my beloved 🥹

[alpinedarling]

Someone bully me into finishing this Lars drawing please.. I kinda hate it and my family doesn’t care so like??

[alpinedarling]

I was talking to my mom about this new superhero I’ve become obsessed with cause I just finished the first season of his show and she interrupted me and said “you have on obsession with men in tights” and it caught me so off guard I spat out my food and it landed on her 🤣 mind you the superhero was DAREDEVIL. Like hello bro doesn’t even wear tights 😭 and why must you say it like that?

[alpinedarling]

I just finished chapter four of the Mockingjay, I am forever team Peeta but I need to talk about Gale right now. I don’t hate him yet even though he has a lot of slander. His opinions and mine are NOT the same, we disagree on certain things. He’s not a bad guy so far, sure slightly immature but he’s done good and bad things. I think Peeta is definitely the right fit for Katniss but I do not think Gale deserves all the hate, he was also barely an adult when everything happened and he went through trauma too. I’m not saying he’s innocent or wise, but maybe we could stop saying he’s worse than Snow and all this shit??

Update: I just finished the mockingjay a day or so ago, and while my respect for Gale has dropped a bit in his actions I still keep the same opinion on him! Not my favorite, and I would have fought with him over his ideas, but he still doesn’t deserve all this hate.

[alpinedarling]

Does anyone else hate it with their entire soul whenever you’re starting to like a new actor or get into a new fandom and everyone is like “I miss when he wasn’t that known” or “back when this fandom/actor was niche 🥹” like omg shut the actual fuck up as a fan you should be happy that actor or franchise is getting more attention and grown more popular so it can do better in general and also you should support people in finding new hobbies. And don’t get my started on people calling you a “larp” for starting to get into something or not knowing much about something you sort of like, OMFG GIVE KE TIKE TO LEARN ABOUT IT, OR MAYBE I JUST DON’T LIKE IT THAT MUCH. Also, Larp literally means LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAY, WHY IS THAT THE NEW TERM HERE? Fucking assholes.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: I love you, Katniss.

Katniss: I love you, Peeta.

[silence]

Peeta: We both love you as well, Haymitch.

Haymitch: Thanks. I was feeling left out.

[alpinedarling]

I’m reading Catching Fire (from the Hunger Games Trilogy) rn, somebody tell me something I won’t understand until after I read it

[chrishayley]

the winter soldier + attempting to harm steve rogers

[sophsun1]

FRIENDS – 2.05: The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant

[alpinedarling]

I know what side I’m on

[alpinedarling]

Guys I have news, I was on ft with my best friend and I fell asleep around 9:30 but she stayed on until 1am just kind of doing stuff. We’re on call again rn, it’s 7:32, and she told me I don’t snore 😝 bad news is I sleep talk, sleep cry, and sleep sneeze.

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[thenewavengersblog]

[em1i2a3]

Oh nooooo, Bucky Barnes pleeeease don’t visit my room at 3am tonight! I definitely won’t be ready 😮‍💨 /s

[alpinedarling]

Omg.. shiver me timbers.. my door is totally locked.. 🥹🫰

[alpinedarling]

It’s genuinely frying me how I always head cannoned everyone at Asgard to be like at least bisexual or pansexual because like they didn’t even really had genders since it’s Norse mythology and stuff and I’m watching the Loki show for the first time rn and turns out Loki has dated boys and girls 😭 I have never been so proud of myself for head canon-ing the canon before I knew it 🥹

[harrisonknott]

(source)

[writingdose]

Reblog if you do NOT want the new Tumblr update

Apparently, from what I hear people say, in the new Tumblr update, if someone reblogs your post and adds a comment of their own, that reblog is counted as a new post and it belongs to the reblogger. Not you. You, as the OP, do not get the notifications if someone else later reblogs from the person who reblogged your post with their own comment. You can’t see what comments people leave on the reblogs of the post you originally made unless they reblogged directly from you.

If this is actually true, it will just open doors for harassment. And also it takes the credits away from the OPs. Tumblr’s etiquette has always been “reblog don’t repost”. So this new update, if true, contradicts the whole core values of Tumblr as a community.

Respectfully, we don’t want this @staff @support @tumblr @changes please listen to your users.

I’d also like to clarify that this is what I hear from what a lot of people are saying, and it bothers me. But if I got anything wrong, I do apologize.

[allaboutlew]

ph ramon christian, 2026

[alpinedarling]

He would make the PERFECT dilf ngl

[hurtspideyparker]

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

[irysque]

“omg this fic is so long im so sorry”

im going to eyp