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trickstarbrave

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

mercurialmilk

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

babyjanedough

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

cpericardium

importantpics

mathew

drtanner

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

trickstertime

*unmutes*

pangur-and-grim

this guy on a different social media platform posted a photo of my book beside his large erect penis, and said "8/10, needed more smut" and I replied to his post saying "sorry, there will be smut in the sequel" and then realized that a bunch of actual professionals in real life who I've had dinner with and stuff follow that particular account of mine and would get that full interaction on their dashboard, so I had to delete it. anyway, apologies to that man for the confusing notification. your penis was very large, and it worked well to demonstrate the book's dimensions.