Wannabe Asian

you want sarcasm and little to no actual knowledge of Asian culture. Welcome to my toy box.

[alter-e-go]

I started being one of THOSE people, and now im writing on wattpad:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/356088261?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=B1issy&wp_originator=e1sYt%2FUIRka0k6PsF%2Fp48vQHBECnRG9UHgeLN2hp6wzki6H9tj7ESDqmp3n9lHYBwjXW16%2FIEfMXe1p%2FhXz9XSrEH4l2Dl8aCR81cCb9xRuFbtczgBfCOQP3noAcXMnh

[sweetnutmeg]

bly manor was supposed to make me afraid of living alone…but not in THAT way 

[homeboundrunnerfive]

Veronica: [cooperating with Sigrid]

Five: Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?”

[animusrox]

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

[outofcoffee24]

Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

[ruinedchildhood]

[demaraised]

|x|

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[dykelliewilliams]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

[foundationaldecay]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

[ghost-cassette]

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

[futubandera]

[death-by-lulz]

NYOOM

[ruinedchildhood]

[alter-e-go]

OMG

[valtsv]

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

[alter-e-go]

Me always and forever with any romance scene to exist!

[cerealmonster15]

IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

[cassercole]

[ extreme john mulaney voice]: STREET SMARTS!

[ruinedchildhood]

[alter-e-go]

Same buddy

[ultrakillblast]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

[chlommunist]

gandalf got jukes

[coughloop]

[cass-cains]

OH MY GOD

[justiceleaque]

[cass-cains]

OH MY GOD

[justiceleaque]

[alter-e-go]

Savage

[curbside-service]

[omgitburnssogood]

This makes me laugh so fucking hard every time.

[pnk-pearl]

dick: fuck batman. i left my past behind

jason: hey nice to meet u bro. i’m the new robin

dick:

dick: DADDY WHAT THE FUCK