New Boobs Under Construction.

She/Her, 🏳️‍⚧️, 27, DMs open but will obliterate weirdos. Nsfw account, I reblog things I like. Minors DNI. #MyFleshPost is for my own NSFW pics or posts

[moishe-pipick]

[zocomi]

The trans girl with no abandonnment issues would like you to hold her close and promise you'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[communist-hatsunemiku]

the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Here's a couple lesbian tips: use this move very rarely, using it too frequently diminishes the element of surprise, avoid doing it more than once per session. Next, use this move after you have already begun fooling around, having gone in for a deep kiss many times already, the hotter and heavier you both are, the better, she will be more turned on and surprised this way.

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[enaloi]

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[warduke]

[theabigailthorn]

bae: babe did you go to the orgy?

me, levitating:

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[lilyblisslys]

the amount of people tagging this shitpost I put out at like 6am on a tuesday with “ohohoho this is what happens when you ban porn” when 80% of my blog is nudes is crazy

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[corysdecayingcorpze]

i am Normal and every time i wear Combat Boots i do NOT think about stepping on some Losers crotch

[when-you-fail]

[estrogirlie]

everyone on the same page today i see

[undying-princess]

insidejob from a girl with huge 9/11's 😳

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question