Escaping Reality

Jessie | She/Her | They/Them | Bi | Uncertain about my gender | People I know in real life found my main blog so I made a side blog. Will post whatever fandom I've hyper focused on at the time. Currently TAZ, She-Ra, and Star Wars

[altfornow2]

Changing this blog over to a main and gonna abandon this one. Find it here.

[altfornow2]

So how long do we have to wait before someone the Snipers x Schrodinger art and fanfics start?

[hammer-and-tales]

everybody gets one Taz crack theory and this one's mine:

Festo is short for "Communist Manifesto"

thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[altfornow2]

Wanted to share a late night Master Firbolg doodle

[emiko-matsui]

who the fuck wants to die alone, all dried up in the desert sun? my heart is breaking for my sister...

some nights by fun. // lup (the adventure zone: balance)

[altfornow2]

So there’s been a lot of posts about bi-phobia going around again and it reminded me of what happened when I broke up with my boyfriends back in February. I’ve identified as bi since about 10th grade and I’m about to start my first year of college next week so about four years now.

Look, this break up happened in the hallway of my high school because I was overwhelmed by a lot and needed to get out this relationship because all it was causing me was more stress during a point when my panic attacks were becoming close to a daily thing.

In the middle of this messy break up, where I was trying to explain in every form that he hasn’t done anything wrong and the I’m just not in the mental state to be dating right now he asked me if I was actually a lesbian.

It was such a quick question I could barely process it.

I said yes.

I wasn’t. I’m not. But after four months of dating him, since we never slept together, he assumed I can’t be bi. And I said yes just because I wanted to end this conversation as quick as I could.

It was just such a surprise to be blindsided like that. I’ve known my boyfriend since seventh grade, six years. I’ve known I was bi for four years. But the moment I stopped being interested in dating him, with the added fact that we never slept together, he made the assumption that I was a lesbian.

It’s just frustrating and tiring.

Also I want to clarify this is not me trying to bash on lesbians in any way. I date lesbians, I date men, I date anyone in between. Gender really doesn’t matter too much to when it comes to dating. 

This is me bashing on people trying to invalidate a person’s sexuality. If this has happened to you, I just want you to know you’re not alone, and you are valid.

[altfornow2]

A quick messy Davenport. How I imagine he would look on whatever cycle he ran out of hair gel.

[bare1ythere]

Does anyone have any good Davenport centric Fics? I need them rn

[fitzroycontent]

Commodore I fucking hate you I knew you were a demon fucker goddammit

[altfornow2]

Thoughts about TAZ Balance that give me feelings:

If Magnus had taken the cup during the Eleventh Hour, there might have been a confrontation between him, the other two boys, and Carey and Killian.

Did Lucretia make everyone call her Director because when Davenport said her name it hurt too much?

Imagining Lucretia walking into the cafeteria later that day where Taako and Angus were making macrons and saw Lup spelled out on the wall with fire

Imagining Angus being shorter than Merle during Rockport but taller by Story and Song

Thinking about Lucretia’s year on her own just makes me sad.

Taako giving up when he remembers because he lost Lup destroys me because I can’t imagine the pain of loosing a sibling.

(feel free to add more because I love to hear about it)

[luobingmeis]

taz graduation as quotes from john mulaney’s “kid gorgeous”

sir fitzroy maplecourt: when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting. my partner said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing.

argo keene: i thought i was going to be murdered my entire childhood. in high school people were like, “what are your top three colleges?” i was like, “top three colleges? i thought i would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”

the firbolg: the guy tried to give me a big receipt. he’s like, “take this receipt for the clothing for your taxes.” how do i write that on my taxes?

hieronymous & higglemas wiggenstaff: go ahead and laugh. his name is ridiculous.

grey: ‘cause look at you all, you’re just sitting there in chairs, looking at a guy with absolutely no expertise, who’s going to talk for a while.

chaos: they looked like they should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti. but, instead, they made their living in murder.

jackle: yeah, he was not a “spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down” kind of guy. he was more like, “brush your teeth. now, boom, orange juice. that’s life.”

the commodore: “let’s change the subject! why are we even talking about shebrie… or whatever her name was? i didn’t kill her! whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world.”

the garys: [audience laughing]

rainer: was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead victorian girl you saw just me all along?

the thundermen: “what’s a clique?” “it’s when a group of people hang out together.” “oh, you mean like having friends?” “no, because these people make fun of other people.” “oh, you mean like having friends?”

hieronymous wiggenstaff’s school for heroism and villainy: i have friends i went to college with and they’re like, “you should donate and be a good alumnus.” and they wear shirts that say “school” and it’s like, look… if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her.

bonus:

mission imp hospital: “i have a nuclear bomb and i’m going to blow up the hospital!”

the adventure zone: of all the sentences in that email i would be ashamed to have read out loud in a court of law, i think the top one is “see you at improv practice.”

[still-just-k]

Thunderman LLC at the tribunal as John Mulaney

Argo:

Fitz:

Firbolg:

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lovevalley45]

fitzroy after being a member of the unbroken chain for five seconds:

[allegedlyxen]

8th bird! Ango is super funny to me because A) someone looked at a 10 year old and was like “let’s throw this baby into SPACE” and B) they were hopping planes for 100 years and ango is just trapped in the body of a 10 year old that entire time. The rest of the Ipre are adults but ango is just this 110 year old in a 10 year olds body and at some point he has to get super bitter every time someone treats him like a child and so he kinda turns into a nicer version of five from tua (also i’ve decided his bird name would be the detective and i don’t take constructive criticism)

Taako, on the 50th cycle: hey there kiddo!

Ango, full of rage: taako i will fireball you into the plain of thought don’t try me

[wilkoak]

Y’all Listen to Adventure Zone, you’ll definitely be amazed by the memorable characters portrayed by the eloquent & funny Justin McElroy, such as

[altfornow2]

Playing with Copic markers for the first time in ages so have some quick Aubrey Little