A Cryptid with Internet Access

Call me Cat, 25, Bi, INTP This blog is basically an amalgamation of all my interests in one spot. Maybe some of my writing too

[sandmandaddy69]

[allthingslinguistic]

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

[pervocracy]

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

[elodieunderglass]

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

[elamarth-calmagol]

Very helpful actually

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zackisontumblr]

1.7 million notes and…

[polkastudies]

i wanna see if this works lmao

[logarlthms]

for scientific research

[queenangst]

gUYS

[zarmorxan]

ive seen this a thousand times before and resisted the urge but lets try now.

Come at me

[amynchan]

lol, does this even work?

[risingmo0n]

Curiousity…

[oranolio-deactivated20190106]

Curious

[imagine-hamilton-stuff-deactiva]

I DID THIS BEFORW AND MY POETS IT WORKED IT WAS TERRIFYING

[simonalkenmayer]

I’m not sure how or why anyone would find it terrifying, unless it be to marvel at the hobbies some people have.

Let it be known, I reblogged this suggesting it was a bot. My “doot doot” came in another language. Or at least and accent. Just to prove it was a live person. Charming really.

[a-welsh-spoonie]

I want me a doot doot

[simonalkenmayer]

You’ll have to wait until the doot dooter is conscious again.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[pissmoth]

chapter 109 <3

[montymollusk]

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[elinordash]

COUNTDOWN TO GOOD OMENS S2 | 7 days

I just didn't want to see you embarrassed.

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[old-school-romantics]

[deadladyflowers]

I wouldn’t say cursed. I prefer to see people’s flaws in all their glory.

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[intheholler]

[dailynakaharachuuya]

What do you mean this isn't what's going on in bsd right now..

[dailynakaharachuuya]

Part 2 or smth

Sigma Chuuya new besties

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[be-ace-do-no-one]

I aspire to be like Schrödinger's cat. Neither alive nor dead, but a secret third thing.

[travelingworkshop]

Behold. My new favorite reaction image.

[gothszler]

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review