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all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

caramiaaddio

okay well people have asked so uh. I put it on spotify? dunno when itll show up but its there and also heres the sheet music???

caramiaaddio

Okay for everybody asking…it’s on spotify now! Plus apple music and youtube! Thank you all for liking my music so much!

pukicho

Sorry for not posting in a while. The spirit realm was opened and I had to re-kill your grandma

aluciae

Thanks for helping out, I told my sister it was her turn but she never listens

southpauz

They’re dating, your honor

voluntaryvictim

glad to see those spreading the truth

demolitiondean

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

thebiscuiteternal

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

icannotgetoverbirds

did you just fucking have this

edderkopper

In light of that Garfield post going around, I just want to point out that Garfield: His 9 Lives (1988) exists. If you are too young to remember this Emmy nominated television special, or you have otherwise managed to exist in blissful ignorance, you may not speak on Garfield until you have subjected yourself to its horrors.

aluciae

How dare you bring this memory back to the surface

apas-95

[Link to the bill]

[Thread on the bill]

aluciae

I may be wrong but straight is a sexual orientation and cisgendered is a gender identity, if this were to pass, which I really how not straight couples would be just as banned we would have to flood the courts with cases

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docgold13

good to known there is still magic in the world somewhere

sparklepops

You know what I needed today? This.

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anarchapella

Honestly “Are Prisons Absolete?” By Angela Davis should be entry level reading to call yourself any sort of leftist or anarchist or whatever. It’s literally under 100 pages and written in v accessible, colloquial language.

And honestly, if you haven’t read it you aren’t allowed to add comments to my prison abolition posts lol

riflesniper-a

here's pdf 👆

aluciae

Reblogged to read in my trip

abednadirsgf

I would die for him

seriousjones

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

naamahdarling

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

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The planets, in order of distance from the sun, ranked by fuckability:

Mercury: 3/10 – it’s too small, metallic, and hot, it’s just weird. Like trying to fuck a shitty marble that’s also on fire. What would you even do?

Venus: 8/10 – definitely gets a boost from being the Roman goddess of love, but it’s been a while since anyone worshipped her, so that’s fading. More importantly, Venus is beautifully bright in the skies of Earth – the only planet that’s visibly fuckable to the naked eye (with the possible exception of Mars). The murder-trifecta of acid, heat, and pressure in its atmosphere is pretty hot too, to be honest, in a yandere kind of way.

Earth: 7/10 – this may be an unpopular opinion but Earth is pretty fuckable. Definitely soft, comfortably warm, and caring, it’s got wholesome MILF energy that the rest of the solar system really lacks. The oceans and clouds suggest irresistible curves, and it’s got a juicy magnetic field, our first so far. However, the lack of novelty hurts a bit.

Mars: 4/10 – Mars is just boring: no magnetic field, shitty little rivulets of freezing brine, a pathetic, dusty little atmosphere. This is why terraforming the planet is so popular in both fiction and reality: it’s a transformation fetish writ large, and one I cannot agree more with. Terraformed Mars (to the point of human habitability outside of enclosed spaces) would get an 8/10 – like Earth’s hotter, more exciting younger sibling.

Jupiter: 10/10 – @seriousjones is right, it’s the most fuckable planet. Jupiter is your daddy, my daddy, the whole solar system’s daddy. The only reason Earth is as habitable as it is and fuck, I’m so grateful, but oh no! I have no money, whatever can I do to repay it?

Saturn: 9/10 – @seriousjones is wrong, the rings are pretty hot, but a lot of this comes from the stark beauty of the planet itself. Obviously you don’t fuck them, but you appreciate their abrasive yet tender embrace while you fuck Saturn itself. Or rather Saturn fucks you – it’s still big enough to dominate anyone but Jupiter, and you can just tell from that pale yellow colorscheme that it hold itself very highly – certainly higher than a little ant like you, so you’d better do exactly what it says. Also Titan is all slimy and that’s kinda hot.

Uranus: 6.9/10 – nice.

Neptune: 5/10 – not particularly unfuckable, but doesn’t really have anything special going for it. A bit too cold, kind of a nice atmosphere but nothing too special, relatively boring moons. I feel bad because we really don’t know that much about Neptune and there could be eminently fuckable things about it that we’re yet to discover. That air of mystery actually brings it up to the 5, but we unfortunately can’t assume anything more.

Special mentions:

Dwarf Planets: 1/10 – I’m counting Ceres, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris, and any others I don’t know of here. First of all, they’re not planets, so how are they going to rank on a planetary fuckability scale? Poorly, that’s how. Small, vacuum, dust and ice, once you’ve fucked one you’ve fucked them all. Not interesting enough. Now I could rank each of them individually on an adjusted dwarf planet fuckability scale, but I don’t have time – let me just say that Ceres is the hottest.

Sol: 2/10 – the sun is actually very fuckable and would probably be a 9/10 it it weren’t so damn hot. It’s not a manageable, sexy heat like Venus, it just instantly incinerates any part of you that gets within kilometers. Good luck fucking that.

Hypothetical Planet Nine: ~7/10 – this is tough because we know very little about the planet, and maybe aren’t even sure it exists? However, that mystery is still pretty hot, and if it does exist it likely has a sexy, troubled past, possibly being ejected from the inner solar system or captured from another star. If we ever learn more about the planet I’ll revise this entry.

Note: the scale has been normalized so that the most fuckable and least fuckable things lie at 10/10 and 1/10 respectively; it does not intend to be an objective scale of fuckability. It’s quite possible that there are yet more fuckable exoplanets out there.

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This is an excellent addition to the state of the art

I don't think people realize how close they are to homeless in this country. I work a job that pays 20 dollars an hour and am now homeless because the landlord wanted us out. Never missed a payment she just wanted to charge more