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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

lazorsandparadox

catchymemes

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aimchatroom

sleepymccoy

Aziraphale, on the phone: Crowley, is that you at last?

Crowley: yeah, yep, go ahead

Aziraphale: took a while to get through to you

Crowley: mm I bet. Things are going well here

Aziraphale: I'm glad to hear it. I'm expecting you back in a few days, am I not?

Crowley: might have to put a pin in that for now

Aziraphale: oh? Why's that?

Crowley: well, things are going well

Aziraphale: what's that mean?

Crowley:

Oh this is hilarious

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

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Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

deliciouspaintthinner

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

sandersstudies

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

i-like-to-think-that-im-cool

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

b00bconnoisseur

Everytime i see this post i cant help but reblog

thatbeluga

This is what boys will be boys should mean

b00bconnoisseur

Yo you are absolutely right

thatsbelievable

earendil-was-a-mariner

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.

avengerwho-deactivated20190925

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

brawltogethernow

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

pulmonary-poultry

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

kyraneko

“Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.

(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)

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thotticus-binch

stars-bean

“And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.”

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

bisexualrights

Dead Little Roosters: Episode 1 “Guest-Laid Plans”

latinotiktok

willkill4pudding

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”