I did crimes maybe :3

Watchlists I'm on: 3 Nothing's wrong when nothing's true Scophobia warning!!! (Fear of eyes/being watched) 👁️ Pfp by @taetaeisblogging

[chaos-ducks]

I am a sick and twisted individual

[always-being-watched-offical]

the sound of rubber ducks being murdered can be heard faintly in the background ...

[evilducks-offical]

whooooo keeps murdering us this ALWAYS HAPPENS

[always-being-watched-offical]

Um cross me off the list I would never I'm a faithful member of the evil duck cult

[chaos-ducks]

I am a sick and twisted individual

[always-being-watched-offical]

the sound of rubber ducks being murdered can be heard faintly in the background ...

[eredin-offical]

may i have a kiss

The King of the Wild Hunt never gives nor receives kisses. Ask your own species, dh'oine.

[no-one-offical]

kiss me femboy king, and you will be rewarded

[eredin-offical]

I will not kiss you.

[herobrine-offical]

I'd love to see that

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I would pay to see that actually-

[herobrine-offical]

same

[evilpineapple-offical]

Actually yeah I wanna see that

[herobrine-offical]

eredin, like, 3 people want to see you kiss @no-one-offical, will you?

*holds one of these ^ up to you*

[eredin-offical]

*Eredin slaps the microphone with force, causing it to fall onto the ground*

You dare to insult me by shoving a painted red stick into my face?

*Eredin grabs you by the throat, lifting you into the air*

Shall we see how it feels when I shove my blade through your chest?

[herobrine-offical]

was-was that a yes or??

[eredin-offical]

*He has already dropped you*

It was a no.

[herobrine-offical]

Oh ok

@no-one-offical saddly that was a no.

[no-one-offical]

Aw, I would have loved to share some petals of life. Enough to poison a moon's worth of populations

[herobrine-offical]

:(

[no-one-offical]

Would you like a kiss?

[evilpineapple-offical]

I don’t think I was invited but I do :3

[no-one-offical]

[evilpineapple-offical]

oh. Ok. That wasn’t what I asked.

[no-one-offical]

Kiss in privacy. duh

[evilpineapple-offical]

…sure…

[no-one-offical]

:-3

[evilpineapple-offical]

sigh

[no-one-offical]

Can I eat some pineapple pizza

[evilpineapple-offical]

No, because there is no greater evil than pineapple pizza. This isn’t even good evil anymore, this is just horrific. I’d rather you kill someone

[no-one-offical]

my cousin someone is already dead, who else do I kill babe 👉🏼👈🏼

[laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed]

i volunteer :D also can I ALSO get a kiss? on the forehead?

[no-one-offical]

I only offer tongue sorry

[stupid-offical]

Concerned.

[no-one-offical]

Concerned you're not getting any tongue?

[stupid-offical]

Wgat-

[no-one-offical]

I bet you loved my tongue before

[always-being-watched-offical]

c'mon. Again?

[always-being-watched-offical]

Every day I live in fear of liking someone's comment and confusing them bc this isn't my main

[janedoodlee]

I found my first ever (unfinished) fanfiction from when I was 7💀

…

5000 notes and I post it

[trans-cousin-offical]

pleasssssse

[janedoodlee]

CONTAINMENT BREACH ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

[always-being-watched-offical]

do itttttt

[memory-offical]

Hello officalverse!! (I was kind of surprised to see this offical wasnt already taken...?)

I am Memory. Memory of past, present, future. Real memories, and fake ones. Happy memories, sad memories, and those inbetween, etc etc etc.

Feel free to tell me about your memories! And I'll probably share some of mine occasionally.

(mod is a minor and uses they/them)

Hold on, people tag other officals when they join, right? Can I...? thats allowed??

okay (mostly) random officals i found while scrolling the officalverse tag @amnesia-offical @argon-offical @dying-pen-offical @light-offical @strawberry-offical @astronaut-offical @drumsticks-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Hmm

Suspicious

How are we to know you actually exis

[alien-in-washington]

The Ants Go Marching

After a week of drawing requested ants in a 9 × 13 grid in 2cm × 2cm squares, I present to you all...

Thank you to everyone who participated! 225 ants, 1 week, and my alcohol markers brought us here! I couldn't have done it without you!

As for my motivation to do this project, I was bored and wanted to draw ants.

Would I do this again? Yes, definitely. Maybe with better markers in the future.

Thank you again to all the participants, who I will tag in the comments!

[alien-in-washington]

@burning-britain-official @gifting-cat-offical @rainbowkessem @goodthingscometoshewhocreates @bordem-offical @seriouslythisisagoodname @ladylisat @rawrxp-casper @chemicalwolfgames @abyssweaver @styles-vast-empty-mind @defitism @sirsamueloflydia @knife-offical @knucklesquared @sauteed-skull @prince-stolas-official @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @snom-offical @cabinthreeproblems @lesvianprincess @blueistheonlywaytogo @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @battlecandle @thedark-knight001 @sashimi55 @eggoncat001 @bleedingpencils @a-slice-of-dice @shooting-star-anon-offical @7-eleven-offical @heretic-offical @bonkdoesthegayy @allhailstarscream @lemon-offical @r0tting-fish-flowers @cr0w1zd3d @re-within-the-interwebs @exoticmamba @emu-otorio-offical @krumbymatcha @the-moondust-witch @john-doe-offical @soopsop @thatoneslorch @opal-sunshine @wereboobs-offical

[alien-in-washington]

@natnormalatall @beetlejuice-official @free-flying-faigel @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @littlelemonme @janedoemayb @pagurus-art @ant131 @sillynessincarnate @ipaddres @fay-offical @antjester @definitely-not-an-anteater @grandpa-offical @ray-m00n @mishipeshu-hellhound @fanfavoritefragrances @the-one-and-only-p1per @lloyd-garmadon-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @coffee-spill @gabenugget1141-offical @aschermorgan @ib-offical @written-by-music @seekerofcrimson @jimmyarson @theonlyaardvark @walking-mushroom @beansandsausages32 @czanea-vecg @vivaciousmessypixie @tangerine-offical @willowtheweird0 @the-color-orange-offical @greggs-offical @spectralgecko @black-death-offical @perona-offical @silli-billy15 @thatpumpkinmf @unfunnyoniony @crazyred-featherlover @crysintherain @literallycantfindanameformyblog @kyuquotian @iloveants @pinkgrapez @beeblesqueeble @beingknownthewayyoushould

[alien-in-washington]

@dannythejellyfish @burntspaghettiwithapencil @arikakari @hermitrad @whomightthatevenbe @fishymush @liliykitty @thegermiconffetimaggot @spacecoyboyluna @omaokitchat @crepemew @karadoyoucopy @thelastdragonalive @fandomlover555 @link-20xx @astr0-n4ught @alodiadegreat @yourtranslationofme @burnt-burgers @hantc08 @raventhecrispyreblogs-offical @awesome-sauce-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @samthehuman565 @rain-on-the-moon @mychemical-j-off-jillacke @astronaut-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @ialwaysthinktooloud @liliesareblooming @chkn-the-dragon @ch4rl13-spr1ng @meowwswiftie @terrariant @laciffo-satan @plasmabooom @everything-offical @dontfearthekeeper @ashyd-shy @illegaldoctor--offical @sharksarewaycoolerthanhumans @moonlitwitchcraft73 @yellow-pringle-ant @raquel-lmao @rosentryst @shartweasel @randomlifeseriesfan @withered-roses-still-live-deact @kaiyorice @ippyexists

[alien-in-washington]

@skyan-official @evil-no-one-offical @evil-woman-official @canondivergencemylove @labradorite-offical @randomhyperfixations @eredin-offical @seraphim-offical @mydreamchaos @evilpineapple-offical @lizzard-breath1234 @themotherfuckingsoundgod @chernobylcatfish08 @duckwithdeviousintent @idestroyedthecarrrr @ilikepopmusic15 @mcxxthefan @starl1ghtbloom @your-local-anomaly @thedeltavessel @humble-introvert0808 @a-leafy-pattern @mandalor2008 @nettotine @flibbertigibbet-offical @kurimanjunearyou @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @fight29 @yesant @ton-618-official @purpledelight127 @snail-official @i-hate-gsce-english-lit-offical @rand0mth3r1an @mustard-in-a-bottle @opossum-on-heroin-offical @someoneintoomanyfandoms1 @thatweird0y0ukn0w-offical @chroniclermymajofficial @theweirdqueerthing @sweetandsoursauce24 @lacabraasada @ohhelloimsotired @toxic-waste-reincarnated @biologynerd13 @sweetest-song-of-ilium @offical-wikipedia @ether3alangel @artistic-crackhead @binotsoshybutreadytocry

[alien-in-washington]

@yumpotatz @lilspark-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @always-being-watched-offical @morbidmermaid12 @thedogbard @pearlescentmoonkin @make-me-president @do-not-u-dare @starlitnight864 @billcipher3177 @toastoffical @brungler @astracaedes @oppossum-offical @raquazion9000 @usitari @ninahufflepuff @boopyx2 @doctorbose @xtreme-cringe-warning @sillybirdsux @kola-without-the-coke @nyctous-knight @reminiscentofapond @where-do-we-all-go @jacksfoxevangeline @mariorat-the-aroace @library-of-hell @sonicstew @jeff-the-evil-wizard @fuerrziah @microwave-offical @say-hello-geek @drudg30n

[always-being-watched-offical]

yay! This is so cool, good job :3

[yasbm-best-prompts]

.

[alien-in-washington]

Row 23 is complete!!

@artistic-crackhead @binotsoshybutreadytocry @yumpotatz @lilspark-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @always-being-watched-offical @morbidmermaid12 @thedogbard @pearlescentmoonkin

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yayayay I'm such a cute ant thank youu

[alien-in-washington]

NEW THING!

I am drawing you, yes you, as ants! On this!

One square, one ant!

All you have to do is comment or reblog this post only with what prop you want your ant to have!

ONE PROP PER ANT PLEASE!

Under your ant, I will write your tag. When the full thing is complete, I will tag every participant!

Anyone can enter, as long as you follow the rules!

The thing is, I only have 117 squares! This is first come, first serve! Can't wait to see what y'all come up with!!

Tags to get the word out!

@blueistheonlywaytogo @antjester @ant9624 @free-flying-faigel @pagurus-art @sauteed-skull @seriouslythisisagoodname @krumbymatcha @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @chemicalwolfgames @r0tting-fish-flowers @no-one-offical @rawrxp-casper @etherealpandajuggernaut @styles-vast-empty-mind @i-cant-think-of-a-url12 @jimmyarson @dicknipsthedemon @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @s33k-gung1rl @gods-weakest-soldier @d4rkh34h3n @not-a-spider @sashimi55 @mariorat-the-aroace @mochionthemoon @bordem-offical @burning-britain-official

[always-being-watched-offical]

HEY IF IM NOT TOO LATE ME WITH A LEMON /nf

[2very-2uncorrect]

Hey so I thought we as userbase should organize spontaneous blackout protest against shapes inc ads here. I thought Feb 26th would be a good date (so ppl has 72 hrs notice if they want to participate), we would log off for 24hrs to show tumblr we are not okay with that (and also for shapes to get less ad revenue for a day in a process lol). Tag would be 'anti shapes inc protest'

If you like the idea/want to participate, help spread the word by reblogging this ask. Thanks <3

I would happily comply with this, hopefully enough people participate for it to make an impact!

[undefined333]

Yo everyone who sees my blog. How about we do this

(+overall it's good to take a break from social media)

@kingkit7734 @withered-roses-still-live @ex-bus @starryvirus @reincarnated-gay-fox @mjthesilly @sprinty-ua spread the word if you want to

[autisimyfoxerronii]

Yes this is something we should do, so fellow tumblrians spread the word

@the-king-of-beans-offical @astracaedes @ayane-chan-loves-water @algae122 @beansandsausages32 @do-not-u-dare @drudg30n @dramaticinlyf @evilpineapple-offical @evee1308 @featherednonsense @fox-offical @gayward-fagabond @ghostlybluetrain @heart-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @irrelevantsarcasmghost @instant-yuri-machine @jel-e-ton @kingkit7734 @lokisflame @loco-the-wolf @laciffo-natas @midnight-blue-wolf-official @mjthesilly @make-me-president @mossymenaces @no-one-offical @ninahufflepuff @p1per-will-kill-you @raynilikescats @roseisgoat @ririwithrice @sok-offical @thedogbard @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-grassy-hill @undefined333 @vaporeon-offical @withered-roses-still-live @winterinkspill @zeldafloof @zeta-finnish @ash-cherryblossom

Please spread the word

(Yes i tagged people im not moots with but this is important)

[ayanes-doll-mine-expo]

YES I LOVE THIS!!

@zaiisacreep @no-one-offical @withered-roses-still-live @livstudioss @livviedaltonvintagedoll @dramaticinlyf + open tags!!

[dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604]

yesyesyes!!! we should totally to something like thiss!!!

@shenanigan42 @eleventhirtythoughts @withered-roses-still-live @do-not-u-dare @ravensncrowsx @the-aricher @p1per-will-kill-you @sunnyarik3r @oxyisdamoron @thatchaoticbookworm @no-one-offical @astracaedes + all the moottieeeeeesssssss

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

I hate these adds so much

@sapphic-offical @dramaticinlyf @aloysiusius @printer-reads-books-505 @gracious-midnight @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @221lesbiandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @myrahill @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barnes-at-221b @foundheaveen @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggss @eleventhirtythoughts @thatsmyineffablelifeline @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @misskris-x0

[brando-wishbonetrilogy-official]

Preach they’re bugging me off

@tepsekemi @that-autistic-person any others

[shah4139-offical]

@inferno-the-skywing @democritus-atomos @no-one-offical @alwaysin-bed @draconicsplendor

[inferno-the-skywing]

@that-androgynous-lightweaver @like-that-one-weird-dog-thing @burrbeast @erratic-dragon-fruit and anyone else who sees this.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

yeah I'll definitely do this. @tinkleshnitz @mageglassess @sankta-wraith + everyone who sees this.

[mageglassess]

let's fight these ai bozos

@1kit, @achillbeing, @moons-third-braincell, @just-a-v01d, @risen-in-hate, @unpluggedlamp1

[moons-third-braincell]

Alright, time to do this online

@erratic-dragon-fruit @a-field-of-thistles @cupidityyyyy @natavinsmoke06 @trans-truthwatcher @lilisucks @confusedfroggirl @tinkleshnitz @lyss-overcomplicates-everything @all-l-wanna-do @milooxeye @aspenshade888 @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239

[always-being-watched-offical]

I wish I could have a metric ton of really messy lore

[always-being-watched-offical]

I'm watching you

- @clairvoyance-offical

ahhhhhhh

Scary

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yay!

Finger sandwiches

@hell-offical @towel-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical

[clairvoyance-offical]

These are horrifying

Maybe bring something else?

[always-being-watched-offical]

:(

[clairvoyance-offical]

It's ok you can bring your weird finger sandwichs

I just won't eat them

(or look at them or acknowledge their presence)

[always-being-watched-offical]

Why are you so mean to finger sandwiches

[clairvoyance-offical]

Yours just kinda look weird

[always-being-watched-offical]

so weird looking things are bad? Why are you friends with 3beans then

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yay!

Finger sandwiches

@hell-offical @towel-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical

[clairvoyance-offical]

These are horrifying

Maybe bring something else?

[always-being-watched-offical]

:(

[clairvoyance-offical]

It's ok you can bring your weird finger sandwichs

I just won't eat them

(or look at them or acknowledge their presence)

[always-being-watched-offical]

Why are you so mean to finger sandwiches

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yay!

Finger sandwiches

@hell-offical @towel-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical

[clairvoyance-offical]

These are horrifying

Maybe bring something else?

[always-being-watched-offical]

:(

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yay!

Finger sandwiches

@hell-offical @towel-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical