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@always-dawn-somewhere
I trust you with my life more than my biological father
Many do
* slams down adoption papers *
I’m your problem now
Wait shit no
*slowly walks in also holding adoption papers*
*peeks around the corner, adoption papers under my arm*
You put that away
*peeks through ceiling with adoption papers disguised as restraining order forms*
I swear I’ll start beating you all off with a broom
* crawls under the table with adoption papers *
THE THINGS I SAY ARE ALWAYS OKAY!!!!
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
The👏Things👏You👏Say👏Are👏Not👏Okay
Join me and step into the light of Rachael Prime
What would the gang’s search history be like?
How to master all 4 elements?
What if the avatar state actives during sex?
POV: you go to a psychic and this is the look in her eyes
Spot the difference
You’re back!
Your welcome!!
@mr-flamed-maple I am back because of you
I didn't mean for this to happen hhHHHHH
I am the improved Rei
Rachael!!!
Has our Lord and Saviour Rachael returned once more????
@mr-flamed-maple said he would want Rei a different way I I have returned!!
@mr-flamed-maple I am back because of you
I didn't mean for this to happen hhHHHHH
I am the improved Rei
@mr-flamed-maple I am back because of you
real talk, if my partner wanted to fuck me in a fur suit who am i to deny him the fun?
Wow, what a funny shit post
Sure hope no one takes it seriously!
White people are real?
No it was just a nightmare, go back to sleep
Accidentally exploded a light bulb
Do NOT accept an offer from the military to be experimented on to improve your body and then share a room with 2 other guys and you have to shower naked together and then find out the experiment turns you into a human lion hybrid with an insatiable sex drive that makes you fuck your friend until his mouth and ass is left gaping opening and both of you cumming for hours and when the injections wear off, you remember how good it felt and you chase that high forever and never know if it was worth it
YOU KNOW WHO ARE YOU
Captain America gone wrong
Do NOT accept an offer from the military to be experimented on to improve your body and then share a room with 2 other guys and you have to shower naked together and then find out the experiment turns you into a human lion hybrid with an insatiable sex drive that makes you fuck your friend until his mouth and ass is left gaping opening and both of you cumming for hours and when the injections wear off, you remember how good it felt and you chase that high forever and never know if it was worth it
This is really specific
Wanna tell us something?
Why can't I just be the Villian turned dark by the world being pushed up against a wall by a hero who is now making out with me after I told them to "bite me".
Is this to much to ask!
Well then, I guess I can be your hero
Vore me daddy ocean
I believe that called drowning
During a conversation with my brother on the subject of clowns, I told him that they were an invasive species that have nearly rendered door-to-door salesmen extinct. Which is how we came to the conclusion that Jehovah's witnesses were introduced the clown inhabited areas, as they are the natural predator of clowns. I thought to share my research with an expert on clown ecology. Opinions?
I’d like to clarify that Jehova’s witnesses are also an invasive species, just from a different evolutionary niche
mormons are a very fast breeding and invasive species as well! please be careful around them. while they are only native to utah (and even there are dangerous in any number), it’s a rite of passage for every juvenile male to spend multiple years away from their territory with the sole purpose of imposing their parasitic ways on other species, and expanding their invasive territories further and further. take extreme caution and avoid all interactions!!!
juvenile males on this journey can be easily identified by black pants, bright white shirts, and name-tags**. their white shirts are actually an effective warning as to their poisonous nature, as many bright colors in nature are. they always hunt in pairs.
while females on this journey do exist, they are few in number, but arguably more dangerous, as they are both harder to identify other than by nametag**, and at first glance are less intimidating. do not be fooled by this. however, the majority of the females are expected to remain in the territory and breed youngsters of the species at the fastest rate they can afford.
they are fast breeding and have large broods, so though their children are weak individually, it is very common for them to travel in packs of their own kind to “protect them from outside predators”. as a group they are still dangerous and should not be approached without backup.
**any members of the fae courts are highly encouraged to use these nametags against them! however, caution must be taken, as if they themselves possess your full name, they can and will use it to induct you into their cult post-mortally. under no circumstances can they get ahold of your full name. take caution, and if unsure, default to using fae rules while interacting with them.
I’m pretty sure the fae thing is a reference to how difficult it is to unsubscribe from Mormon mailing lists
No, I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to posthumous baptism by the Mormon church
The mormon church can WHAT now
Oh, haven’t you heard?
As a former Mormon (or formon otherwise known as a Jack Mormon) I can attest:
Keep reading
what the fuck
Did you people really not know about this stuff?
This isn’t….normal?
Hold on a sec I’m still trying to wrap my head around the part where fancy mormon temples have hot tubs resting on pedastals of carved bulls NO this is not common knowledge
Me after reading the cut text:
Just throw the whole religion out the window
