The tan will fade...

but the memories never will.

[crossroadsghoul]

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

[charhounds]

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

[yellowpie]

If you signed up for my show you signed up for some reruns too

[eatsleepbreakshit]

Nah, I just like reblogging shit again. And if you don't like then get off my fucking blog lol.

[positiveautistic-deactivated202]

if u are reading this, i’m sending u lots and lots of love, stay safe

[some-people-call-it-tragic]

HAVE A MERRY SUPERNATURAL CHRISTMAS!

[sevenseasofthigh]

[macabremaria]

Watching once upon a time and the dark one’s name is zoso. I’ve decided to ascend.

[monsieurrobot]

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[dank-space-memes]

This was adorable lmao

[normal-horoscopes]

WAFFLE HOUSE IS SACRED NEUTRAL GROUND

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[antifainternational]

We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s fifth anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.

[flowerpatchedheart]

If this offends you 😊 unfollow me 😊

[homoeroticisminspace]

And a note to confederates: these monuments weren’t kept because this was “history”. These monuments celebrated horrible things and we BLEW THEM UP.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[rodrickheffeley]

introverts be like 'im quarantining myself' bro you're not quarantining yourself you live like this

[shortvideosandstuff]

[khaleesionjupiter]

Me and my besties when we grow old lmao

[killed-long-ago-deactivated2021]

“If I don’t wake up tomorrow, I’ll be forever thankful”

— (via killed-long-ago)

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[noya-sunflower]

…..

[first-sight-and-second-thoughts]

HIT ME UP WITH ONE OF THEM GOOD OLD DOOT DOOTS

[felix-loves-albert-and-ralb-blog]

I really want this to work

[we-used-to-know-eachother-deact]

Over 2 Millions reblogs

[just-someone-whose-here-deactiv]

Black magic

[feetinspace-deactivated20210101]

Aaaugh I want a doot

[drawncap]

We’ll see. We. Will. See.

[crimbbbb-deactivated20210417]

hella cursed

[swooshielooshie-deactivated2019]

what’s this owo

[chewtoy2004]

:)

[loserxxxintellect]

Doubt it…?

[snackfanaticsf-deactivated20260]

Doot me up daddio

[how-to-not-life]

Do it I dare you

[unidentifiableuwu-deactivated20]

give me the fucking doot doot

[demo-wise]

I want a fucking doot doot.

[crownofleaves]

I fucking bet

[incorrectmaylor-deactivated2020]

DOOT DOOT PLEASE

[najd-social-club]

2020 I trust you bitch

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[awful-earworm]

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

[1989nihil]

movie plot right there

[holy-fate-worse-than-death]

“We invited eccentric billionaires Bruce Wayne, Lex Luthor and Oliver Queen to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting free presents, but they said they’d actually come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.” - Hal and Barry, probably

[quaking--aspens]

@note-katha

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast